Jeff Hanneman Introduces Dick Delicious and The Tasty Testicles

How awesome is this…I found this video looking through some records on what would be Jeff Hanneman’s 50th birthday! Epic of Jeff Hanneman from Slayer introducing DDTT in 2012 while I was thumbing through some metal records.

We miss you Jeff!

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New Band From Jay From Dick Delicious “Circle of Violence”

Jay from DDTT has a new band “Cirle Of Violence”. We just finished up mixing our new EP this Friday. It’s different than DDTT, a lot more serious and heavy, but I think we actually could do something.

Here a link to the COV set on SoundCloud, give us some love…
https://soundcloud.com/jason-quinlan/sets/circle-of-violence-the

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Some Footage From The Dick Delicious 21st Anniversary Show in Atlanta

Here is some video show by a fan from our 21st Anniversary Show in Atlanta. The audio isn’t the best, we will have some better footage soon, but this will give you the idea.

It was a blast, I think I’m still hungover.

We are still planning the West Coast soon!

Dick

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2 Shows Only / Ever: First Dick Delicious Album (In Track Order) + Drummer Announced

Atlanta / LA – Two very special (by special, we mean retarded) shows only /ever, Dick Delicious will be playing the entire first album (in track order) like most bands do when they become irrelevant.

Expect this…

1. It Was the Tits
2. Big Stinky Pussies
3. Safe Sex Don’t Stop Crabs
4. I Wish I Was A Dog
5. El Guapo
6. Weekend In Tijuana
7. Jack Shack Girl
8. Nuclear Beer Fart
9. Woodchipper
10. 2001 and Whatever
11. Masturbating for a Brighter Tomorrow
12. F.U.B. (Fat Ugly Bitch)
13. Waking Up in a Pool of Vomit and Dirty Needles
14. I Want to Be a Porn Star

* – The “encore” could be anything, we’ll keep you in suspense.

The only picture I could find of Les Winen with the band....

Playing drums will be the return of the mighty, Les Winin will be taking over because Stu Pidasso could the shows for personal reasons.

Bring your foggy memories of the 1995.

“Tour dates” are here.

Dick.

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Dick Delicious Announces First Live Show Dates In Over A Year

dick_delicious_first_albumLOS ANGELES / ATLANTA - Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles 21st anniversary “tour dates” in over a year and they are as follows.

THE AWESOME DICK DELICIOUS 21ST ANNIVERSARY TOUR:

4/5/2013 – Ground Zero, Spartanburg, SC (I think)

4/6/2013 – Atlanta, GA – The Highlander 21ST Anniversary Party (For sure booked – will be packed asses to elbows, get there early)

2/7/2013 – Ft. Walton Beach, FL @Coasters (I’m kinda think)

Hey, if it’s more than one show, it’s a “tour”, right? We were planning some shows for our 20th anniversary, but we flaked. It’s hard to believe it’s been 21 years since the band formed in 1992.

As all old bands that get crappy the do, the current plan is to play the entire “classic” first album in track order (listen free on Spotify here) I’m not sure if we will stick to that..we shall see.

It annoys me when I go to see Iron Maiden and they play anything older than Powerslave…Why should our fans be any different?

We are not sure who will be playing drums (other than it will be anyone but Stu Pidasso) and we are not sure if Ruyter Suys will be present either. His replacement for these shows could be anyone from our revolving list of past drummers to a Grammy-Nominated celebrity stand in.

That’s all for now. This is about as organized as we get.

If you are a club, fan, or curmudgeon that would like to book us in that period of time and area please contact us and we will see if we can put something together.

Laterz,
Dick

 

 

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Latest Dick Delicious Album Receives Acclaim From Metal Community For Negative Sales

Latest Dick Delicious Album Receives Acclaim From Metal Community For Negative Sales

Vulgar Display of Obscurity” sure lived up to it’s moniker. Even though the band and Brent from Mastodon all agree that it’s our best work to date.

Read the reaction from the metal community here.

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My Favorite Road Story Ever

We’ve talked about this before; we never made a dime music business but we could make a million off our book! For whatever reason, I didn’t have this published anywhere online.

I found a buncg of WP files on my disc from 1997. I just threw it up on our site, I didn’t proof it or anything….I’m a much better writer now than in these days…..I better back up my hard-drive before it crashes!

ENJOY:
http://www.dickdelicious.com/index.php/1997/09/the-spartanburg-incident/

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“Sores On My Dick” (That Ballad of Mr. Marcus) – Operation Asparagus

This isn’t a new Dick Delicious song. This is a song from my one man band, I “abandoned” in 2003: Operation Asparagus. It features the only musician good enough to keep up with me: ME!!

I think I’m gonna bring it back!

This is about the recent syphilis outbreak in the porn industry. I really don’t have personally anything against Mr. Marcus, but I’ve had to deal with this shit for the last 2-3 weeks, plus he’s had the doors to one of my businesses closed for the last 2 weeks. It’s only natural it would come out in song…

Sores On My Dick” (That Ballad of Mr. Marcus) – Operation Asparagus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt56cPCOLhM

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OPERATION ASPARAGUS – Bath Salts

Fun little song I made about Bath Salts. I decided to put this under OPERATION ASPARAGUS as a projec, though I have no plans of busting out the singing fish any time soon. It’s just stuff I record on my own. This started as music I recorded on GarageBad on iPad then dumped it into ProTools and it’s turned out as…I don’t know WTF to call it, but I think it’s pretty cool, it’s original anyways!

Later,
Dick

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Dick Delicious back on Howard Stern Today

Looks like Dick Delicious is back on Howard Stern today…
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Howard Stern: King of all Judges

Howard Stern may be the new judge on America’s Got Talent, but he’s been showing off his judging skills for over 30 years on his morning radio show. “Howard Stern: King of all Judges” showcases the host’s undeniable skill of evaluating talent; his brutal honesty, sharp opinions and humorous feedback. There’s a reason why so many musicians and models have come to Howard for his advice: because he’s a respected voice and always offers his blunt opinion – good or bad. Highlights of the special include the Stern Staff karaoke contest with the band Staind, a musical mess of rejected bands plus Howard’s 2005 discovery of Playboy Playmate of the Month, Jillian Grace. Tune in starting at 6 am ET on Howard 100, 6 am PT on Howard 101 and online at siriusxm.com.

Tuesday Show Rundown:

•Jillian Grace (6/25/04)
•Jillian Grace Centerfold (10/21/04)
•Zanaida Perez (9/13/04)
•Bruce Springsteen Live Box Set (11/7/86)
•Dick Delicious & the Tasty Testicles (1/15/03)
•Garage Band Caller (7/24/00)
•Bernard Edward’s Project Homicide (10/13/99)
•Dog Eat Dog (5/2/06)
•Staff Beauty Contest (2/17/99)
•Patriotic Songs (9/26/01)
•Kid Rock (7/21/99)
•Phyllis Diller Talent Contest (8/2/84)
•Howard Hates “RENT” (8/23/96)

Here is the old interview:

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