Band News, Gossip, and Arrest Reports
5/21/2003 - DICK DELICIOUS (JAY) UNLEASHES A NEW PROJECT: OPERATION ASPARAGUS. All remaining Dick Delicious shows will be played as Operation Asparagus.
4/29/2003 - DICK DELICIOUS HAS QUIT THE BAND. PRETTY MUCH BRINGING AN END TO DICK DELICIOUS AND THE TASTY TESTICLES. CLICK HERE TO READ THE DETAILS.
4/21/2003 - READ THE NEW TOUR DISASTER STORY TO END ALL TOUR DISASTER STORIES: OPERATION HELL ON EARTH (IF YOU ARE IN A TOURING BAND THIS IS REQUIRED READING!)
2/23/2003 - DICK D IS CONFIRMED FOR...
Friday & Saturday July 25 & 26, 2003 U.S. Cellular Arena
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Here's a quick way to find out what we've been up to (just in case you actually want to know) - for more detailed rambling on what we've been up to read our Press Release / Editorial section!
DICK DELICIOUS AND THE TASTY TESTICLES BECOME RECIPIENTS OF THE FIRST ANNUAL
HOWARD STERN AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN MUSIC
JANUARY, 15TH, 2003 ON THE HOWARD STERN RADIO SHOW - IN NEW YORK, DICK DELICIOUS AND THE TASTY TESTICLES BECAME THE FIRST EVER RECIPIENTS OF THE ANNUAL HOWARD STERN AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN THE FIELD OF MUSIC. HOWARD EXPLAINED THAT A LOT OF TIMES THE PEOPLE WHO CREATE THE BEST MUSIC ARE NEVER REWARDED FOR IT, AND HE WANTED TO GIVE OUT AN AWARD FOR MAKING MUSIC THAT IS ORIGINAL, SPECIAL, AND DIFFERENT FROM THE "SAME OLE', SAME OLE'". SO HE FELT IT NESSESSARY TO CREATE HIS OWN AWARD FOR BANDS THAT DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL. STERN MADE DICK DELICIOUS AND THE TASTY TESTICLES WINNERS OF THE FIRST H.S.A. AWARD!
CLICK HERE TO READ THE FULL STORY
NEW - JUST ADDED: THE OFFICIAL DICK DELICIOUS MESSAGE BOARD
10/15/2002
BIGTIME FUCKING NEWS THIS IS FUCKING HUGE!!
DICK DELICIOUS HAVE BEEN BOOKED TO APPEAR ON THE HOWARD STERN SHOW!!
The show is set to be taped on January 15th (give or take a few days). Needless to say, we are exited as fuck about this…maybe now, the 10 years and 4 months of hard work in the D.I.Y. / underground is FINALLY paying off. See you must understand – THIS IS BIG, REALLY BIG FOR US – A BAND LIKE DICK D COULD NOT FIND A BETTER FAN IN THE WORLD THE “THE KING OF ALL MEDIA”!!
HOWARD STERN,
DOWN WITH DDTT?
10/26/2002 – “Dude, they just played you guys on the Howard Stern show!!” - That’s what I woke up to this morning. I did not get to hear it for myself, but it has now been confirmed by multiple sources that around 8:45 AM Howard Stern played the Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles song “Diarrhea” and declared it “the number one song in America...”
HOWARD STERN PLAYS DICK DELICIOUS
4 FUCKING TIMES IN ONE GOD DAMNED WEEK
HOW COOL IS THAT??:
CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE CLIP FROM THE STERN SHOW (CLIP #1)
(10/28/2002)
CLICK
HERE FOR CLIP #2 (10/29/2002)
CLICK HERE FOR CLIP #3 (10/30/2002)
CLICK HERE FOR CLIP #4 (10/29/2002)
DOWNLOAD IT, LISTEN FOR YOURSELF – IT’S PRETTY FUCKING COOL!!
CLICK HETE TO READ MORE ABOUT THIS
4/6/2003 - WE SIGNED WITH REAL MANAGEMENT: Finally, after years of self management, incompetent wannabe managers, and just plain backstabbing idiots - we (once again) have new management. Dick Delicious has entered into a one year management deal (we had lawyers look the contracts over and everything) with Rob Mason of www.marketyourmusic.com. He will be delegating all of the booking responsibilities, management, and publicity and this will give me more time to do what I do best WRITE STUPID FUCKING OFFENSIVE SONGS! This marks the first time, in ten tears, that we've had a formal management deal, so we're pretty excited about it. Hopefully it will get our "career" moving in the right direction. This will also afford us the opportunity to play a lot of new cities. If you've always wanted to see the Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles come to your town; email Rob at MarketYourMusic@aol.com and tell him to get us out there!
4/5/2003 - DICK BECOMES A STAFF WRITER FOR CONSUMPTION JUNCTION. READ THE ORDER OF THE MODERATELY SUCCESSFUL
3/9/2003 - ANOTHER DICK DELICIOUS MILESTONE OUR HOMEPAGE OFFICIALLY GOES OVER THE 200,000 VISITOR MARK.
2/16/2003 - WE ARE LOOKING FOR MEMEBERS FOR OUR STREET TEAM TO HELP US OUT SPREADING THE MADNESS! CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT ABOUT JOINING OUR STREET TEAM!
2/10/2003 - WE HAVE SEVERED TIES WITH OUR MANAGEMENT ATLANTIC PACIFIC ENTERTAINMENT BECAUSE THEY ARE A SCAM READ DETAILS HERE!! WE ARE SEEING NEW MANAGEMENT / BOOKING...CONTACT US IF YOU ARE INTERESTED!
12/27/2002 LESS WINEN HAS BEEN FIRED - CLICK HERE TO READ ALL ABOUT IT!
DICK DELICIOUS DANCER CASTING CALL
We're taking the whole show back to our roots; however we need to hire the necessary talent to do it. Are you a dancer, or just are hot teenage Britney Spears look-alike dreaming of a chance to meet the band, and would you like be onstage with us? Are you bored of doing the same boring shit night after night in your hometown? Have you ever wanted to travel to such exotic destinations as Ft. Walton Beach, Florida , New Jersey, or Spartenburg, SC? Maybe, you would like to join us on the road for a minute. You do not even need to get totally naked - we just need scantily clad females to perform in our shows - it's actually a lot of fun. Now we'll be making (faxes will be sent and everything) sure that everyone gets paid! It's like a free vacation! We are not just looking for girls in Atlanta, the more out-of-town hookups we have the better off we are (we gotta' have hoe in different area codes).
Talent that is interested should get hold of me at:
jayq2@comcast.net
404-377-0335
JULY 1992 - JULY 2002 AND HEADED NOWHERE!!
10TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW: A DECADE OF FLATULENCE!!
CLICK HERE FOR THE PRESS RELEASE!
YES, IT’S TRUE - JULY 2002 IS THE 10 YEAR MARK FOR THE LEGENDARY BAND WHOSE MUSIC WILL LAST LUNCHTIME! COME OUT AND COMMISERATE IT WITH US!!
FRIDAY, JULY 26TH @ 9 LIVE SALOON, ATLANTA
FULL ON 100% OLD SCHOOL SHOW WITH STRIPPERS, WHACKED ASS STAGES SHOW, MAYHEM, AND ANOTHER OVER THE TOP AFTER PARTY!!
6/21/2002 - DATES CONFIRMED FOR TEXAS TOUR WITH BEEFCAKE FROM GWAR'S BAND - THE HELLIONS!
I HELPED FUND INT'L TERRORISM T-SHIRT
4/10/2002 - JUST RELEASED! - THE MOST OFFENSIVE T-SHIRT OF ALL TIME!! CLICK HERE TO SEE IT - IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE GUTS!!
4/6/2002 - WWW.LIQUORED-UP.COM - OPENS TO HUGE CROWDS AND RAVE REVIEWS - CLOCKING ALMOST 29,000 HITS IN THE FIRST MONTH.
3/6/2002 - WE ARE AUDITIONING DRUMMERS CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO.
3/6/2002 - Check out Dick's new Comedy Project - www.liquored-up.com
- this will surely raise the art of the Prank call to a new level.
The Critics are already raving:
"IT IS PURE GENIUS...DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DRIVE OR OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY
WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF THIS WEBSITE"
Visit Liquored Up
3/6/2002 - WE FINALLY GOT A MANAGER Well, we may have had 13 billion drummers,
but recently we got something that we've never had before...professional management.
We'd like to welcome Tim Hurd as our new manager. He will be picking up some
of the band's business and hopefully make us the rock gods we have always
been meant to be!
His email is: tim@dickd.com - Tell him
what an idiot he is for accepting this job.
2/14 - NEW FAN LETTER SECTION ADDED TO SITE
2/13/2002 - DICK DELICIOUS WILL BE PLAYING THE NEW JERSEY METAL MELTDOWN WITH MANOWAR, DIECIDE, EXODUS, AND CANNIBAL CORPSE.
1/13/2002 - "Last Man in the Gangbang" will be featured on the upcoming
WhiteTrashDevil.com
compilation.
Check out new Dick Delicious interview in the new Ballbuster Hard Music Journal!
ALWAYS FUN - The greatest review ever has been written for our new CD by everyone in Atlanta's favorite nutless Faggot...Jeff Clark. His worthless STOMP AND STAMMER MAG had this to say.
11/13/01 - DICK AND PAULIE REVIEW TOOL'S PERFORMANCE IN ATLANTA:
If you like Tool then you must be GAY or a closet art
fag and you DO NOT KNOW REAL METAL OR SHIT FROM SHINOLA!!
Pauliey say's "Tool is hippy metal and thier fans smell like sacks of
skank hippie bitch armpits!!"
TOOL = RUSH = YOU'RE GAY!!!
IF YOU DON'T LIKE ANYTHING WE'VE JUST SAID
FEEL FREE TO SEND US ANTHRAX AND WE WILL HAVE YOU MOM OPEN IT
7/8/01 - 2 fans of Dick Delicious with a ton of talent and way too much time on their hands made a kick ass video for our classic opus "Diarrhea" - NOW AVAILABLE BY STREAMING REAL VIDEO DOWNLOAD!!
9/7/01 - Dick Delicious will be opening for the legondary 2 Live Crew on September 14th in Athens, GA!
8/25/01 Make Plans!! - CD RELEASE PARTY - Come to 9 Lives
Saloon in Atlanta, GA for the CD Release Party for "Bigger than Ron Jeremy"
on August 25th, 2001. After the show will be an infamous AFTER PARTY - FREE
BEER!!
8/18/2001 - Dick Delicious will be opening show for heros M.O.D. and Anal Cunt in September. See shows.
8/17/2001 - Video for the song "Diarrhea" made by very, very talented fan with way, way too much time on his hands! This shit is incredible - sort of cross between South Park, "Thriller", and a sci-fi Spoof - has to be seen to be believed! Will be available on the internet very soon! A deal to have it shown on Consumption Junction is in the works!
8/16/2001 The Milwaukee Metalfest was a smashing success!! We had a great show, made new fans, friends, and sold a shitload of CDs and T-shirts. Our sales we second highest of any band on the show (beat only by Macarbe...they had cool shirts) - this almost paid for the gas money! LOL
8/10/2001 Dick Delicious named "Band of the Month" by Heavycore.org!
August 1, 2001 - You will now be able to order all of our CD, shirts, stickers and more by secure credit card transaction from the Dick Delicious Online Store!!
7/19/2001 - "Bigger than Ron Jeremy" and our "box set" is now available. Read our press release on this subject.
7/19/2001 - Get great deals on Dick Delicious Merchandise on Ebay - click here!!
6/3/2001 -9 out of 10 hot 18 year old chicks dig the hell out of Dick Delicious. Click here and see.
6/2/2001 - Attention all metal geeks!! Dick Delicious will be playing at this year's Milwaukee Metal Fest!! If you need tickets we are selling tickets to the MetalFest for $35 - that's $15 under cost - e-mail us for details!
6/20/2001 - I just found a link to some guy who claimed that he was in our band and never was. Sounds like the guy who ran around LA claiming to be the drummer of Great White.
6/01/2001 - New Tracks from the forthcoming Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles CD will be available for free download - CLICK HERE TO GET THEM!!
5/24/2001 - Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles will be playing this year's Milwaukee Metal Fest (the biggest metalfest held in the US) in Milwaukee, Wisconsin (where else) on August 11 and 12th.
5/11/2001 - The new Dick Delicious will be called "Bigger than Ron Jeremy" - recording was finished on 5/11/2001. Look for it in the next couple of months.
5/6/2001 - Dick Delicious would like to announce the formation of our own record label WFHPSO Records (We Finally Had to Put This Shit Out Ourselves Records) and will be releasing our new CD (still untitled), as well as the first two CDs on it. Meaning you'll actually be able to find some of the CDs in stores that have enough guts to carry it!!
3/29/2001 PRICK MAGAZINE recently featured Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles as band of the month, and despite our insistence that they NOT do it - they decided to censor our interview. Click here to read the whole thing.
3/24/2001 - New live Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles songs are now available for free download - this is some pretty funny shit for the real fans!!
2/22/2001 - By popular demand - Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles lyrics are now online!! Clear here to read them!!
2/18/2001 - As you may know, Dick Delicious is working on their 3rd CD - we are kicking around a few titles, but we want the fans to decide what it will be called! Take a second and vote!! The Feb 16th show at the Masquerade will consist of almost exclusively new material!!
Note: Title C is supposed to be"It's Not Easy Being the Antichrist" - it was cut by the program!
2/3/2001 - Dick Delicious and the tasty Testicles will begin recording their next CD the February at Tree Sound in Atlanta - new songs will include "The $400 Shuffle", "Crusty Panties", "Domino Stacking Buttfuck Buddies", "If You Want to Shit with Ease", and "Officer Friendly Takes A Dirtnap".
2/3/20001 - Fuck the Elbow Room in Columbia, SC - don't fuck with us when we play your club - does your mixing board smell like piss? Gee, I wonder why...
11/26/2000 - At a recent show in Ft. Walton Beach, Florida - our drunken maniac fans went so crazy in the mosh pit (trashing the entire club) that, at the end of the show, a beam from the ceiling fell in and part of the roof collapsed. Some bands say, "We tore the roof off and shit...", but we really did it. Oh yeah, BTW - we just got a fresh batch of Dick Delicious T-shirts.
11/24/2000 - Dick Delicious is no longer auditions drummers. Busta Hymen is now a full time member of the band.
!0/17/2000 - Busta Hymen Kick Ass!!
Busta Hymen on Drums
DDTT's new drummer Cary Sulton stepped right in place, playing his first show opening for Nashville Pussy @ the 40 Watt in Athens, GA, without even one rehearsal - and he straight up stepped up and wrecked shit!! His solid drumming was a welcome departure from Chaz Chizler's cluttered tasteless drumming. He also followed up with a terrific show in Savahanna, GA and Ft. Walton beach - again with no practice!!
Future Dick Delicious plans include and Anal Cunt style grindcore album, an acoustic CD, and the band is writing material for a 3rd CD.
9/29/2000 - Acoustic Set
With the departure of Chaz Chizler the day before a scheduled benefit show for Fabulous Lounge Punks guitarist, Scott Lambert, DDTT plays an acoustic set @ the Echo Lounge successfully. See our write up from The Creative Loafing.
9/28/2000
New Chaz Chizler gets shit-canned!!
It's been a long time coming, but drummer Chaz Chizler has been fired from the band for the following reasons:
1. Wouldn't tour.
2. Undependable.
3. Is a compulsive liar.
4. Thinks every song is one giant drum solo - can't play a straight beat because
he is gay.
5. Just an overall lazy fuck.
He will be replaced, for the time being, by Cary Sulton from the Columbia, SC band - "Hand Over Fist".
If you are interested in auditioning as a drummer please email me or call 404/377-0335.
We wish him the best of luck in his future career as an exterminator - because he ain't worth a shit as a musician.
8/9/2000
Come see my solo performance at the Atlantis Music Conference on July 10th @ The 9 Lives Saloon. I will play this show acoustic and on acid. The reason the rest of the band won't be there is that Hugh is attempting to do the entire Karma Sutra in India and Chaz Chizler joined a village people cover band.
8/1/2000
Vote for us on Farmclub.com - make them have to watch us on TV...we're on Farmclub.com.
7/25/2000
We just put up a new guestbook on this site - shoot your mouth off
here: Sign
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My Guestbook
7/20/2000
Dick Delicious on Riffage.com - be a music critic - post reviews of our shit!!
7/16/2000
Check out our new side project - The Herculean Mega Pimps - playing soon!!
7/10/2000
Dick Delicious is a writer! Dick can write? Check this out some of his writing that just got published on this site by clicking here.
7/1/2000
Dick Delicious is an ordained SunGenius minister. He is available for marriages, baptisms, invocations, exorcisms, deflowering, acceptance of donations, and possesses the power of slack. Click here to find out more about Bob Dobbs and the Church of the SubGenious. Online sermons will be available shortly.
Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles was just given a Creative Loafing "Best Of Award" for "Best Band Name". Click here for info. We were also nominated for best Metal / Extreme Band in the Atlanta Music Awards.See the:
For the record: There have been recent rumors that Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles have broken up...we can say for a fact that it is not true...Hugh recently fell victim to a burrito eating disorder and gained 500 lbs. He is now on an all cocaine diet is down to 125 and the band is rehearsing again.
New CD!! Out now...
The new CD by DDTT is out entitled "We Sold Our Souls for Wet Sloppy Holes".
Much has already been recorded, and will feature such new classics as: "All
Cops Are Dicks", "Beef Curtians", "1000 Days of Sorryness", and "Thick Cheezy
Discharge". Click here to buy, click here
to hear some of it...
Dick Delicious was on The Regular Guys Morning Show on 96 Rock on Friday August 6th at 7AM, being broadcast from the new Hooters in Kennasaw, GA. The band will be playing live electric set on the air and doing interviews between 7am and 9am.
Dick is back from serving serving a six month prison sentence for possession of drugs!!!! He was released on July 16th, 1999...
Dick Delicious has yet another new member, Eric Falc, on drums. This bringing our drummer body count up to 10. We like him, he can do as much drugs, drinks as much beer, and fuck as many sluts as we can...
We had our Practice room broken into by this stupid fuck:
He took $3,500 worth of gear. He better hope he stays in a long time, cause nothing has been recovered. We are fucked!!! If you have any info please call 404/377-0335. If you know his where abouts, email us so we can kill him. We are currently trying to recover the following items: Marshall JCM 800 Head, Roland Boss ME5 effects processor, a black Fender Fretless jazz bass, GK 800 Bass head, Nady Wireless,Anvil Roadcase, Several Paiste cymbols... This stuff is still believed to be in the Atlanta metro area. Please call (404)377-0335 if you have any info!!
Drummer, Phil A. Cunt, has quit the band. There is no known reason for his departure. This is old news now, but he's still a bitch, we're keeping the Phil is a Bitch page.
The song "Big Stinky Pussies" will be appearing on the "Pissed Midget" compilation of regional bands.