Chicks Dick Digs and Does Not Dig
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Chicks I dig: Britney Spears
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I don't know why everybody is giving my home girl Britney so much shit - I fuckin' love her - so step the fuck off. (See pic above from our vacation to Detroit). If you are a guy and you don't like her you are probably repressed homo. If you are a chick that hates here you probably are a repressed lesbian and have some feelings you need to deal with!! She's hot, she has fake tits, her little poochy stomach that makes a perfect cum target, that great spankable ass (always hanging our of those Catholic skirts), she's stupid as a box of rocks and makes no bones about it. Plus she's turning legions of underage girls into GIANT SLUTS - that will some day be all ours. "FOLLOW BRITNEY AND JR. BOB DOBBS TO SALVATION!" - Rev. Javiar (2000) |
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Chicks I do not dig: Dolores O' Riordan
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The Cranberries SUCK, actuallly to just say they SUCK would be an insult to bands that really do SUCK. Their songs blow 50 pound bags of Horse Dick they ask you NOT to do drugs and it's none of thier fucking business. Here's a peom I wrote about having them killed!! And lets enjoys some nice pics of Dolores O' RearEnd decapitated:
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