THE SHEER PLEASURE OF CALLING
SOMEONE AN ASSHOLE
DDTT PRESS RELEASE 12/10/2001
As many of you may or may not know - we have been around since 1992...that's right since 1992. We've happily enjoyed almost a decade of obscurity under the moniker "Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles". Well...the other day I checked my e-mail, only to find out, that we are obviously incapable of thinking up ANYTHING original! Apperently we stole the name from, an even more obscure, band from Tampa, Florida!!
Here's an actual copy of the e-mail I received from these douchebags:
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hey motherfuckers, i just hope your fucking aware that there's already a band named dick delicious and the tasty testicles from tampa, fl. we have a copyright thats good since 96. i hope your ready for one hell of a lawsuit! if i were you i would get all my paperwork together and find a good lawer!!!!!!!! sincerly, (the real!!!) Dick Delicious |
I responded to them, informed them that we've been around since 1992, had released our first CD in 1995, and they were more then welcome to hire Johnny Cochran to sue us for the ZERO DOLLARS we'd made from using their name. As a response, these dolts just sent me anther copy of the same email, and then another copy several hours later. I guess they couldn't afford to get their attorney to draft another e-mail.
So I was thinking..."Wouldn't it be funny if I e-mailed everyone I knew and gave out their e-mail address which is: BigDaddy8756@aol.com, that's right BigDaddy8756@aol.com, and fucked with them!! So here's a few things YOU COULD DO to help us out that would be REALLY, REALLY FUNNY:
1. BEST CHOICE: Send an email to BigDaddy8756@aol.com and tell them that you are in a band called "Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles" and you've been around since the early 1970's. A few references to touring with Foghat, Quaaludes, and the band making a comeback will only add to the realism. It might not be a bad idea to threaten to expose them on one of those TV courts, like "Judge Judy". 2. NOT A BAD IDEA: Send an e-mail to BigDaddy8756@aol.com with "A FORMER LOVER WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU MAY HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO HERPES" in the subject line. Tell them that you were the groupie that was at a DICK DELICIOUS AND THE TASTY TESTICLES concert, and that they probably should have considered using a condom. 3. ALWAYS FUN: Type up an e-mail with "COME OUT OF THE CLOSET MAN! WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE GAY!" in the subject line and mention how there isn't a closet known to man that could hold their gayness and send it to BigDaddy8756@aol.com.
If you are more creatively inclined, feel free to make up your own insults; these are merely suggestions. Just don't forget to e-mail it to BigDaddy8756@aol.com - catch that? It's BigDaddy8756@aol.com, in case you missed it the last five times I posted it.
Thanks in advance. :-)