YET ANOTHER BENIFIT OF THE DOWNFALL OF THE TALIBAN:

THEIR OPPRESSED WOMEN ARE FINALLY SHOWING
WHAT REAL SLUTS THEY ARE!

Dick Delicious vs. Poison?

The following is a transcript of a e-mail war Dick was having with Rikki Rockett from Poison sometime around 1997. Rikki got pissed as hell, but by the end of it - the two dropped the hatchet and had a good laugh. Plus, I'll give 'ole Rikki Rockett props for actualy standing up for himself.

How it all got started:

One day I found the Rikki Rockett homepage so...since I've always thought Rikki Rockett and Poison sucked 50 pound bags of elephant dick: I would give him a hard time. Why not,I now had his e-mail address. I didn't really even expect him to respond, but as you will see - I must have really steamed his beans.



Here's an unedited transcript of this war of words:

Dick Writes:

Poison is the reason music sucked so bad during the 1980's!!! Your worthless shit has provided me with hours of torment. Rikki, give it up!!! Nobody cares any more... Just mailed to say YOU SUCK DOG BALLS!!!!

Ricky Responds:

We'll be around to torment you some more... prepare your weary asswiped sense of music.

Dick Writes:

I emplore you Rikki: Don't do it!!!! You were lucky to pull off the shit once!!! You makeup wearing cocksuckers will never be anything again!!! You guys benifited by the fact the 90% of people are morons...now all the morons like Bush or the Goo Goo Dolls, that is the cheese for today's cheezy people!! Rest on your laurels, don't embaress yourself. I have more talent in the end of my pinky finger than you whole fuckin' band of worthless fags ever had...GO DIE!!!

Rikki Retorts:

Where do you live? Would you like to say this shit to my face?

Rikki

p.s. Where are your hit records?

Dick Counters with:

Atlanta, GA...Mutherfucker!!! I would love to say that shit to your face!! Hell, I've been waiting for that day since I was about 15!! I could have made you eat my shit then, you fuckin' pussy! I can't believe you really take yourself that seriously!!! POISON, give me a break...Let's go: Pay Per View, you fuckin' cock smoker!!! Before you shoot you lipstick caked mouth off any further, I would recommend you checked out our picture on our webpage, just so you know who your dealing with!!!

See who's gonna kick your glamboy ass at:

http://www.mindspring.com/~realat/dickd.html

PS: I'd rather have no hit records and a future, than have put out bunch of dated crap like yourself and be an unemployed joke!!! EAT SHIT!!!!

Rikki Writes:

Yeah, you guys are real fuckin' stars! Are you the fat guy? O.K. fuck face, let's go. Any time, anywhere! Fuck you and your macho shit! Next time we are in Atlanta, you'll get your chance. No holds barred! Just try and kick my ass. Why are guys so obsessed with dicks? A new gay revolution or somethin'? Fuck off asshole...

Dick Responds,

You know, you are really shoveling your own grave...No, I'm not the "fat guy", but I will let him know you said that. If you thought you were starting shit with me, now you REALLY fucked up!!! You'll need your whole band to back you up now.

How's the big tour going? Maybe you can get Depends daipers to sponser it...I heard that incontent fucker C.C. can't go 15 minutes without shitting himself. And besides, do you think the "Unskinny Bop" will be as cool in 1997 as it was in 1987? It's time for a reality check!!! No, this ain't no fuckin' gay revolution...boy, ain't that the pot callin' the kettle black. I don't recall ever wearing pink tights, makeup, and eyeliner!!! FAG!! And no, you are the star, man!! I bet ten years ago, you would have had no time for shit like this...Do I hear the word "has-been? Yep. If you email me anymore, I SHALL TAUNT YOU AGAIN...

Now, Rikki picks my response apart...

You know, you are really shoveling your own grave...

>is that a death threat?

No, I'm not the "fat guy", but I will let him know you said that.

>Well, he is fat. I was just wondering. If you thought you were starting shit with me, now you REALLY fucked up!!! You'll need your whole band to back you up now. OK, fine, kick my ass, I'm really scared.

How's the big tour going? Maybe you can get Depends daipers to sponser it...I heard that incontent fucker C.C. can't go 15 minutes without shitting himself. And besides, do you think the "Unskinny Bop" will be as>cool in 1997 as it was in 1987? It's time for a reality check!!!

>No matter if we ever tour again or not, at least I did it! Have you? > Unskinny bop? We had hits, it's true. Have you? I doubt you ever will.

No, this ain't no fuckin' gay revolution...boy, ain't that the pot callin' the kettle black. I don't recall ever wearing pink tights, makeup, and eyeliner!!! FAG!!

Pink tights... No, never did that. Eyeliner, yep, I did do that. So what? That makes you gay? I fuck the chicks you jack-off thinkin' about!

And no, you are the star, man!! I bet ten years ago, you would have had no time for shit like this...Do I hear the word "has-been? Yep. If you email me anymore, I SHALL TAUNT YOU AGAIN...

> I'd rather be a has-been than a never been. Who needs a reality check?

Taunt away asshole, we'll see who's diggin' the grave.

Epilogue:

At this point dick and Rikki decide to end the conflict...With all this talk of death threats and stuff, Dick decidies to call it off because it's gone too far.

Dick comes to find out that Rikki is not such a bad guy, and Rikki wishes us luck. both bands live in peace...

Pretty funny, huh??

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