10/26/2002 – “Dude, they just played you guys on the Howard Stern show!!” - That’s what I woke up to this morning. I did not get to hear it for myself, but it has now been confirmed by multiple sources that around 8:45 AM Howard Stern played the Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles song “Diarrhea” and declared it “the number one song in America...”
THE DICK DELICIOUS / HOWARD STERN MP3 IS FOUND
HOLD UP THE PRESS! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO THOUGHT THAT LAST PARAGRAPH MAY HAVE BEEN THE TAIL END OF A “THREE DAY NIGHT BENDER”, JUST MORE OF MY TOUNGE IN CHEEK “BITING SARCASM” OR THE RAMBLINGS OF SEVERE DRUG PSYCHOSIS; AUDIO HAS ALREADY COME FORWARD WITH MOST OF THE SECTION THAT INVOLVES OUR SONG “DIARRHEA”:
HOWARD STERN PLAYS DICK DELICIOUS:
http://www.liquored-up.com/mp3s/dick_delicious_on_howard_stern.mp3(10/28/2002)
CLICK HERE FOR CLIP #2
(10/29/2002)
CLICK HERE FOR CLIP #3 (10/30/2002)
CLICK HERE FOR CLIP #4 (10/31/2002)
DOWNLOAD IT, LISTEN FOR YOURSELF – IT’S PRETTY FUCKING COOL!!
That’s fucking big, man!
So what’s the big deal? Do you know for how many years people have come up to us and saying, “You guys need to get on Stern, he would make you huge…”? Shitloeads, and I would tend to agree with that. The thing is, it’s tough to get your stuff to the King of All Media (we’ve tried multiple times), he’s got to find you! Not that this automatically makes us huge or anything, but it * could * open some doors. We could use your help on this one!
While we are looking into what we can do to peruse this lead, we could use some help from our peeps in keeping this shit in The Stern Show’s face. Come one all of you people that I sent a free prank call CD, just for emailing me to say “fuck you”, all of my friends that always clog our “pest list” at every show, all you fucks who have drank all of our backstage beer while we were playing, or have trashed my apartment and broke my toilet at one of our notorious a post-show parties – YOU’VE BEEN ON THE DOLE FOR TOO LONG, HERE IS A COUPLE THINGS YOU CAN DO:
CONTACT THEM, MAKE SOME REQUESTS FOR “DIARRHEA”, ASK HIM TO PLAY THE TRACK AGAIN, CALL AND ASK WHO DID THE SONG. HERE’S A COUPLE WAYS YOU CAN DO IT, I DON’T REALLY KNOW WHICH ONE WILL WORK BEST. DO THEM BOTH IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE SWELL!!
Contact the Show: sternshow@howardstern.com is supposedly the show’s e-mail address. Send them an email asking who did the “Diarrhea Song”, tell him how awesome you thought it was, and tell you would like to hear more – just don’t make it look toooooo fake!!
Visit: http://krockradio.com/feedback/ for KRock radio where they have a request/feedback form which has a "What was that song?" option - ask about the “Diarrhea Song”!
MORE FORMS OF HARASSMENT:
K-Rock email: wxrk923@aol.com
K-Rock request line: 1-212-246-KROCK or 1-888-923-KROCK
Help Us Get On The Show: You know what that means…??? SLUTS, THAT’S RIGHT…SLUTS – THIS WILL REQUIRE WILLING SLEAZY WOMEN THAN CAN ENDURE A BIRADGE OF VERBAL ABUSE… * THEN * WE ARE A FUCKING SHOE IN!! IF YOU ARE (BY CHANCE) OR KNOW, A SCANDALOUS ASS GROUPIE HOE THAT WILL GET ON TV AND DO DAMN NEAR ANYTHING – PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH US. As a Two-Time “Jerry Spinger” Alumni - I look forward to this challenge.
GIVIN’ DAP: While I would love to sit here and tell you that the press kit with CD’s from the www.liquored-up.com CD somehow made it into Howard’s Hands, and he listened to it and loved it; I would say it is a lot more likely that they found us from the PHAT PLUG that was given to us by consumptionjunction.com over this past weekend was how the Howard Stern Show got turned on to us. Thanks Jamie, Indy, Paul and the whole crew over there! JNot that we have near the MEDIA POWER of those boys, but…if you don’t already know about Consumption Junction (CJ for short) get the fuck over there and check it out. CJ has no social value at all, is free, is really funny, and if you are the type of sociopath that is amused by the likes of Dick Delicious…CJ is, for sure, your cup of tea ;-)
Just in case you missed it:
They also have a great newsletter – subscribe here:
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/comm/newsletter/subscribe.asp
IT’S LONELY AT THE TOP: ALL OF THIS NEW FOUND HYPE HAS SENT US STARIGHT TO THE TOP OF THE MP3.COM HEAVY METAL CHARTS (WHAHOO!) – SHARING THE CRUEL REALITIES OF LIFE AT THE TOP OF THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS WITH OTHER SUCH TIMELESS HITMAKERS AS "I Need Your Love" by Joe Stump's Reign of Terror AND "vampire stalks the east wing" by DAMIEN STORM. I’m still trying to find room for my vintage car collection, need to get the hell out the hood, so I can move to a new apartment complex where I can safely park my private jet.
As of yesterday, many of our songs on MP3 went to the top 100 of their respective
genres.
Not that that means shit, because MP3.com sucks 50 pound bags of cocks and calls
it a light lunch! It sure is no fucking www.Kazaa.com,
but it’s still good bragging rights. Speaking of Kazaa
– if you are one of those cheap bastards that don’t want to drop any
of your hard (earned?) cash – look for us on Kazaa; we are all over that
shit now. Just do us a favor and if you download something, leave it shared
– that way our music will spread like herpes across your lower pelvic regions.
Thanks in advance…
NASHVILLE PUSSY GET ON THE SOPRANOS!!
I was watching this last week’s episode of the Soprano’s watching Tony hanging around the Bada Bing when I noticed that the background music was eerily familiar. In fact it was, it was my fucking roommate playing on it – THEY USED A FUCKING NASHVILLE PUSSY SONG ON THE SOPRANOS. Congrats to Nashville Pussy on that score! Nashville Pussy are also big Dick D fans.
OK, I’M AFAID THIS LITTLE ANNOUNCEMENT
HAS TURNED INTO A BIT OF A RANT!!
OK…I’ve already rambled on for way too long about all of this shit, but I believe I was trying to make a point to all of the people in the music biz:
www.NashvillePussy.com is paying attention
www.consumptionjunction.com is paying attention
www.kazaa.com is paying attention
www.mp3.com is paying attention
NOW…HOWARD STERN IS PAYING FUCKING ATTENTION!!
SO…WHY AREN’T YOU??
COME ON PEOPLE?? I KNOW IF YOU WERE THE GUY OVER A POLY-GRAM-IN-MY-NOSE RECORDS, I KNOW YOU WOULD SURELY LOSE YOUR JOB IF THE DICK DELICIOUS PROJECT THAT YOU PUSHED THROUGH FLOPPED…BUT THE ODDS ARE…IT WON’T – IT’S TIME TESTED. I DOUBT YOU COULD NAME ANOTHER UNSIGNED BAND WITH OUR CREDENTIALS!! GIVE US A FUCKING BREAK, BEISDES…DOING THIS PORN SHIT IS OK, BUT WHAT WE ARE REALLY CUT OUT FOR BEING IS: BEING FUCKING ROCKS STARS – I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT “THE GUY FROM POPPA ROACH” OR “THAT DORK FROM CREED” SIZED ROCK STARS – I’M TALKING ABOUT JIMMY PAGE STYLE, COMPLETELY BELIGERANT, SATAN WORSHIPPING, HEROIN SHOOTING, FUCKING GROUPIE CHICKS IN THE CUNT WITH LIVE SHARKS SIZED ROCK STARS – THE WOLRD NEEDS MORE LIKE THAT IT REALLY DOES…EVEN IN THIS LATE HOUR…YOU (THE MUSIC PEOPLE) CAN SEE THE FOLLEY OF YOUR WAYS, AND MAKE US THE HUGE FUCKING MEGA SUPERSTARS THAT WE WHERE ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR A MINUTE (WE GOT 10 YEARS OF REPARATIONS COMING…)