Chaz Chizler gets shit-canned!!

It’s been a long time coming, but drummer Chaz Chizler has been fired from the band for the following reasons:

1. Wouldn’t tour.
2. Undependable.
3. Is a compulsive liar.
4. Thinks every song is one giant drum solo – can’t play a straight beat because he is gay.
5. Just an overall lazy fuck.

He will be replaced, for the time being, by Cary Sulton from the Columbia, SC band – “Hand Over Fist”.

If you are interested in auditioning as a drummer please email me or call 404/377-0335.

We wish him the best of luck in his future career as an exterminator – because he ain’t worth a shit as a musician.

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