Category Archives: War Stories

We killed it at Milwakee Metal Festival

Posted on August 16, 2001 by admin

The Milwaukee Metalfest was a smashing success!! We had a great show, made new fans, friends, and sold a shitload of CDs and T-shirts. Our sales we second highest of any band on the show (beat only by Macarbe…they had … Continue reading →

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We thashed until the roof caved in…

Posted on November 26, 2000 by admin

At a recent show in Ft. Walton Beach, Florida – our drunken maniac fans went so crazy in the mosh pit (trashing the entire club) that, at the end of the show, a beam from the ceiling fell in and … Continue reading →

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Busta Hymen Kick Ass!!

Posted on October 17, 2000 by admin

Busta Hymen on Drums DDTT’s new drummer Cary Sulton stepped right in place, playing his first show opening for Nashville Pussy @ the 40 Watt in Athens, GA, without even one rehearsal – and he straight up stepped up and … Continue reading →

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Chaz Chizler gets shit-canned!!

Posted on September 28, 2000 by admin

It’s been a long time coming, but drummer Chaz Chizler has been fired from the band for the following reasons: 1. Wouldn’t tour. 2. Undependable. 3. Is a compulsive liar. 4. Thinks every song is one giant drum solo – … Continue reading →

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Dick Delicious Sentenced To 6 Months in Prison

Posted on February 4, 1999 by admin

Dick is serving serving a six month prison sentence for possession of LSD!!!! He was released on July 16th, 1999… Real the whole story here…

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Dick Delicious Vs. Rikki Rocket

Posted on May 24, 1997 by admin

You gotta check this shit out.

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We had our Practice room broken into by this stupid fuck…

Posted on September 10, 1996 by admin

We had our Practice room broken into by this stupid fuck: He took $3,500 worth of gear. He better hope he stays in a long time, cause nothing has been recovered. We are fucked!!! If you have any info please … Continue reading →

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Drummer, Phil A. Cunt, has quit the band…

Posted on January 26, 1996 by admin

Drummer, Phil A. Cunt, has quit the band. There is no known reason for his departure. This is old news now, but he’s still a bitch, we’re keeping the Phil is a Bitch page.

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