It was a blast, I think I’m still hungover.

We are still planning the West Coast soon!

Dick

Expect this…

1. It Was the Tits
2. Big Stinky Pussies
3. Safe Sex Don’t Stop Crabs
4. I Wish I Was A Dog
5. El Guapo
6. Weekend In Tijuana
7. Jack Shack Girl
8. Nuclear Beer Fart
9. Woodchipper
10. 2001 and Whatever
11. Masturbating for a Brighter Tomorrow
12. F.U.B. (Fat Ugly Bitch)
13. Waking Up in a Pool of Vomit and Dirty Needles
14. I Want to Be a Porn Star

* – The “encore” could be anything, we’ll keep you in suspense.

Playing drums will be the return of the mighty, Les Winin will be taking over because Stu Pidasso could the shows for personal reasons.

Bring your foggy memories of the 1995.

“Tour dates” are here.

Dick.

THE AWESOME DICK DELICIOUS 21ST ANNIVERSARY TOUR:

4/5/2013 – Ground Zero, Spartanburg, SC (I think)

4/6/2013 – Atlanta, GA – The Highlander 21ST Anniversary Party (For sure booked – will be packed asses to elbows, get there early)

2/7/2013 – Ft. Walton Beach, FL @Coasters (I’m kinda think)

Hey, if it’s more than one show, it’s a “tour”, right? We were planning some shows for our 20th anniversary, but we flaked. It’s hard to believe it’s been 21 years since the band formed in 1992.

As all old bands that get crappy the do, the current plan is to play the entire “classic” first album in track order (listen free on Spotify here) I’m not sure if we will stick to that..we shall see.

It annoys me when I go to see Iron Maiden and they play anything older than Powerslave…Why should our fans be any different?

We are not sure who will be playing drums (other than it will be anyone but Stu Pidasso) and we are not sure if Ruyter Suys will be present either. His replacement for these shows could be anyone from our revolving list of past drummers to a Grammy-Nominated celebrity stand in.

That’s all for now. This is about as organized as we get.

If you are a club, fan, or curmudgeon that would like to book us in that period of time and area please contact us and we will see if we can put something together.

Laterz,
Dick

“Vulgar Display of Obscurity” sure lived up to it’s moniker. Even though the band and Brent from Mastodon all agree that it’s our best work to date.

Read the reaction from the metal community here.

I found a buncg of WP files on my disc from 1997. I just threw it up on our site, I didn’t proof it or anything….I’m a much better writer now than in these days…..I better back up my hard-drive before it crashes!

ENJOY:
http://www.dickdelicious.com/index.php/1997/09/the-spartanburg-incident/

I think I’m gonna bring it back!

This is about the recent syphilis outbreak in the porn industry. I really don’t have personally anything against Mr. Marcus, but I’ve had to deal with this shit for the last 2-3 weeks, plus he’s had the doors to one of my businesses closed for the last 2 weeks. It’s only natural it would come out in song…

Sores On My Dick” (That Ballad of Mr. Marcus) – Operation Asparagus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt56cPCOLhM

Later,
Dick

CONTACT HIM AND SAY YOU WANT TO HEAR MORE!!!

Howard Stern: King of all Judges

Howard Stern may be the new judge on America’s Got Talent, but he’s been showing off his judging skills for over 30 years on his morning radio show. “Howard Stern: King of all Judges” showcases the host’s undeniable skill of evaluating talent; his brutal honesty, sharp opinions and humorous feedback. There’s a reason why so many musicians and models have come to Howard for his advice: because he’s a respected voice and always offers his blunt opinion – good or bad. Highlights of the special include the Stern Staff karaoke contest with the band Staind, a musical mess of rejected bands plus Howard’s 2005 discovery of Playboy Playmate of the Month, Jillian Grace. Tune in starting at 6 am ET on Howard 100, 6 am PT on Howard 101 and online at siriusxm.com.

Tuesday Show Rundown:

•Jillian Grace (6/25/04)
•Jillian Grace Centerfold (10/21/04)
•Zanaida Perez (9/13/04)
•Bruce Springsteen Live Box Set (11/7/86)
•Dick Delicious & the Tasty Testicles (1/15/03)
•Garage Band Caller (7/24/00)
•Bernard Edward’s Project Homicide (10/13/99)
•Dog Eat Dog (5/2/06)
•Staff Beauty Contest (2/17/99)
•Patriotic Songs (9/26/01)
•Kid Rock (7/21/99)
•Phyllis Diller Talent Contest (8/2/84)
•Howard Hates “RENT” (8/23/96)

Here is the old interview:

Dick is playing Gaahl.

In lieu of putting out a “Best Of” Dick Delicious and The Tasty Testicles” CD that nobody will buy , this is a “Best Of” DDTT as determined by Dick Delicious is now available as a playlist on Spotify.

Feel free to suggest additions or subtractions in the comments section of this post. The great thing about playlists is they are not written in stone. If you don’t have Spotify, get it now, it’s free and you’ll probably never use iTunes again.

We are still working to get a West Coast Tour, but getting the logistics of getting a band with 4 members living 4 different states is becoming increasingly difficult.

Stay tuned for updates.

Check out the playlist here:
http://spotify.tweetmeme.com/story/9146077388/the-best-of-dick-delicious-and-the-tasty-testicles-by-jason-quinlan-on-spotify