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I Wish I Was A Dog

Waking Up in Vomit and Dirty Needles

Weekend in Tijuana

Big Stinky Pussies

It Was the Tits

Safe Sex Don’t Stop Crabs

Fat Ugly Bitch (FUB)

Jack Shack Girl

Nuclear Beer Fart

Last Man in the Gang Bang

Wrong Side of the
Glory Hole

My Back Alway Hurts Cause My Dick is So Heavy

Roll Out The Barrel
Of Farts

Crusty Panties

I Love You For Your
Pussy

Mystery
Emission

Bake,Wack,Eat
Sleep

If You Want To Shit With Ease

Hit Me With You Wet Twat

He’s Only 13 and He’s got Herpes

Domino Stacking Butfuck Buddies

All Cops are Dicks

All Cops Are Dicks

All cops are Dicks Mutha’ fuck each one

Pull out my 9 It’s gonna be a bloodbath when I’m done

All cops are dicks bust a cap in the head

The only good cop is one filled with mutha fucking lead

Hugh G. Rection Cop killin’ machine

smoking much pork with my M-16

Wanted by the feds so the pigs try to stop me

A .357 in the head wouldn’t drop me

I mack and jack a whacked cop attack

Pop a cap in you back with the nine that I pack

Your family’s cold mourning, It’s no wonder

I’m on top and you’re 6 feet under

I’ll kill the whole force that shit wouldn’t phase me

Get in my face you’ll pushin’ up daisies

You pussy cop sympathizers think that I’m sick

I’ll tell you straight up G – All Cops Are Dicks

All Cops Are Dicks

All cops are Dicks Mutha’ fuck each one

Pull out my 9 It’s gonna be a bloodbath when I’m done

All cops are dicks bust a cap in the head

The only good cop is one filled with mutha fucking lead

Fucking punk ass pigs think they’re above the law

They got probable cause to grab a musta’ fucker balls

But me, I ain’t no fucker to harass

I’ll pop a cap in your doughnut eatin’ ass

Cause I’m the violent member of this drunken gang

You know I ain’t happy unless inflicting pain

On a pig or a bitch pig I don’t need a reason

Wear a badge and blue uniform,it’s one season

And speakin’ of the bitch pigs, yeah I showed ’em

Made ’em bow down and lick my fuckin’ scrotum

When I got bored, popped a cap in the bitch

I’ll kill a bitch pig in a second – All Cops Are Dicks

All Cops Are Dicks

All cops are Dicks Mutha’ fuck each one

Pull out my 9 It’s gonna be a bloodbath when I’m done

All cops are dicks bust a cap in the head

The only good cop is one filled with mutha fucking lead

Two in the morning pig’s pull me over

Pigs see my ride and know I never drive sober

Up walk the DUI Task Force dork

So I pull out my nine and smoke some pork

Cause tome a pig ain’t no authority figure

Just a target for my nine to aim and pull the trigger

Blue lightin’, ticket writin’, donut biting pricks

I’ll tell you straight up G – All Cops Are Dicks!

He’s Only 13
and He’s got Herpes

He went down to Stewart Ave.

$20 bill in hand

he was gonna get his first piece of puss

that was his only plan

he met a real nice girl

with a pimp by the name of Earl

they went to the hourly motel room

just a few blocks away

he didn’t bring no protection

but they did it anyway

and he dropped a bunch of cash

he fucked some infected gash

he’s only 13 and he’s got herpes

his dick is so full of sores

it looks like beef jerky

but I guess he’ll keep living

with the gift that keeps on giving

Hit me With Your
Wet Twat

You’ve got a real tough nookie

with a long history

of taking giant cocks

like the one on me

before I put another notch

on my dipstick case

you better make sure

you take my load on your face

hit me with your wet twat

fire away!

Swim Dick

When I take a piss

and it’s cold outside

something happens to my dick

the head of my penis wants

to craawl inside

and my balls

they constrict

the same thing happens

every time I take a dip

that hateful condition

known as swim dick

When I take a piss

in the public bathroom

and there’s wiennie watchers around

I can’t get the piss

out the head of my dick

when the stage fright comes down

I hate it when a bunch of queers

are staring at my dick

that hateful condition

known as swim dick

F.U.B.

Fat nasty fucking rank ho

see her every show

taking up the whole row

hanging with the bimbos

fronting like a groupie

a blimp in a mini skirt

her ass all fat and droopy

Cellulite tits

face like Herman Munster

full of more shit

than a garbage dumpster

F.U.b. F.U.B. F.U.B. F.U.B.

giant flabby ass

fucking putrid smell

got more blubber than a harpooned whale

so fucking fat you make me sick

you fucking fat ugly bitch

stretch marks stretching

across her bloated beer gut

see the spandex ripple

on her cellulite butt

even a hard up

blue balled bestialitist sodomist

wouldn’t want to fuck

that skank ho hippopotamous

ce like Herman Munster

full of more shit

than a garbage dumpster

F.U.b. F.U.B. F.U.B. F.U.B.

giant flabby ass

fucking putrid smell

got more blubber than a harpooned whale

so fucking fat you make me sick

you fucking fat ugly bitch

fat nasty fucking rank ho

see her every show taking up the whole row

ass like an elephant

face like a gorrila

after 3 cases of Miller

I still ain’t drunk enough to drill her

beauty is only skin deep

what’s on the inside counts

somebody better fucking turn

her ugly ass inside out

cuz I ain’t no fucking spastic

pimping on a fat chick

and if you think I would

you can suck my fat dick

Jack Shack Girl

I’ve got this new ho

with a strange occupation

she works at the jack shack

inciting masturbation

she tries to front and tell me

that it’s lingerie modeling

but I know it’s just a cover

for some genitalia fondeling

So i walk into the shack

all strung out on crack

with my gland in my hand

getting ready to wack

I sit down in the corner

my eyes are focused on her

I watch her strip buck naked

as I stroke my big boner

She’ll wack your dong

for a $50 fee

Then she brings all her money to me

she’s my jack shack girl

Well every Friday night

when I’m out pimping hos

you can find her at the jack shack

shedding her clothes

for some filthy old perverts

chocking on their chicken

they was sticking their dick into

her fuzzy lap flounder

or between her slobber knockers

because her tits are bigger than a pair

of burger king whoppers

with her big ol’ juicy butt

and her silicone breasts

one look will make your dick harder

than a bullet proof vest

So wack your dong

and drop your goo

in 20 minutes your session is through

she’s my jack shack girl

I buy my drugs

from the money she’s making

I’m getting rich

from orgasms she’s faking

she’ll wack your dong

for a $50 fee

then she brings all her money to me

she’s my jack shack girl

I love you for your
pussy

Of all the things about you I adore

one thing above all others

I cherish more

yes it’s true

I love you…

for your pussy

Of akll the things about you

I hold so dear

it’s that velvety smooth pickle parlor

adjacent to your rear

yes it’s true

I love you…

For your Pussy

Sometimes you give me my way

let drive your Hershey highway

plant my pole in your poop shooter

or between your succulent hooters

but the thing that keeps me interested

and coming back for more

is your tuna melt

yes your beaver pelt

that delicious tasty tuna taco

Oh Ma Cherie

My love for thee

runs as deep as your chasm

where I squirt my orgasm

yes it’s true

I love you…

For your pussy

If you Want To
Take A Shit With Ease

If you want to take a shit with ease

putyour elbows on your knees

give your sides a gentle squeeze

and out it squirts like rotten cheese

But when you’re constipated

your colon’s all clogged up

take an enema

and squirt it straight up your butt

to loosen up all that fecal mortor

and all that brown bowel cheese

and out it squirts like

dirty brown dishwater

that’s what you gotta do

if you want to shit with ease

if your bowels are about to explode

nowhere around can be found a comode

just find a spot off to the side of the road

squat down and launch a lumpy linger log load

but when you shit in the woods you gotta remember

nowhere around can be found a roll of 2 ply tail timber

so when the smell starts to linger

and there’s no leaves on the trees

you gotta wipe your ass with your finger

That’s what you gotta do

if you want to shit with ease

Weekend in Tijuana

The donkey show was excellant

I had a lot of fun

I drank too much tequila

and it gave me the runs

Weekend in Tijuana I got Diarrhea

weekend in Tijuana revenge of Montezuma

The border patrol arrested me

because I got too drunk

they searched my car and found

20 Mexicans in the trunk

Weekend in Tijuana I got Diarrhea

weekend in Tijuana revenge of Montezuma

Roll Out the
Barrel(of Farts)

Last night for dinner I had chili and beans

I’ll eat more tacos than a man ever seen

give me chimichangas

give me nachos supreme

the farts will smell worse than you could ever dream

I like taco salad with sour cream

I like my chili loaded with beans

the room will stink up

and cause a scene

as the customers flee

and the waitresses scream

Mystery Emission

Would it be a dump

or would it be a fart

if only I had fucking known

from the very start

I thought that I would be brave

and take a fucking chance

now I’ve got the lumpy brown gravy in my pants

who could have foretold

my unfortunate doom

as I stood there with pants sagging

stinking up the room

I should have known better

but in my drunk condition

how could I predict

My mystery emission

Thick Cheezy
Discharge

On my peter she was feeding, her pussy seemed redeeming, so I had to stick
it in

Though I’d known her I became a dick donor because she never rejected and
organ

With a big juicy butt and a silicon chest but her pussy seemed kind of rank

We all know this girl took enough loads to start her own sperm bank

Thick Cheezy Discharge

Burning on urination

Thick Cheezy Discharge

Velveta ejaculation

There was fire in the hole and pain unfortold when I shot that first milk
shake

I had some disease and it looked like nacho cheese and I had that bitch to
thank When down to the clinic when I couldn’t stand another minute and I had
to relieve the pain

They gave me shot and told me what I got but I couldn’t pronounce the name

Thick Cheezy Discharge

Burning on urination

Thick Cheezy Discharge

Velveta ejaculation

Now there’s something wrong with my tool and I don’t know what it is

Before I ever poked that hoe I should have been expecting this

Hole was so infested a condom couldn’t save me

Now every time I Piss I shoot out lumpy gravy

Thick Cheezy Discharge

Burning on urination

Thick Cheezy Discharge

Velveta ejaculation

I Was I Was A
Dog

I wish I was a dog, so I could like my balls

Then I wouldn’t need to leave the house at all

I wish I was a dog, so I could like my nuts

And go around the neighborhood sniffing girls buts

I Wish I Was A Dog

I wish I was a tampon up inside a stripper

Cause then I’d get the pussy and I wouldn’t have to tip her

Sounds a great idea and the only thing to spoil it

Is when she pulled me out and flushed me down the toilet

I Wish I Was A Dog

Waking Up in A Pool
of Vomit and Dirty Needles

Captain crack for breakfast, washed down with mushroom tea

Drink my morning 12 pack, noon hit of LSD

I start fucking chicks and dusting cops to pass the boring day

I don’t remember what I did last night, but every morning starts this way

When I wake Up in Vomit and Dirty Needles

Excrement the stench

With the drugs I got from the money I stole

Then I killed the wench

I broke into the hardware store to grab a tube of glue

Sniffing on the gasoline fumes, shit myself and puke

Start fucking chicks and dusting cops, just like yesterday

Don’t remember what I did last night, but every morning starts this way

When I wake Up in Vomit and Dirty Needles

Excrement the stench

With the drugs I got from the money I stole

Then I killed the wench

Pruning the Bush

Eating pussy ain’t a hobby

It’s a way of life to me

Every method or technique

I’ve got down to a tee

69 of pussy dine

Is my kind of foreplay

If the pussy’s to god damn hairy

This is what I say

Prune your bush

Prune and Trim

This ain’t the 1970’s

And hairy bush ain’t in

Prune your bush

Or pluck it all

Trim that fuckin’ bushbeast

Or shave it completely bald

I love to dine on hair pie

Every time before I screw it

Sometimes that muff’s so god damn rough

That I can’t get through it

I’ll lick and eat that pussy meat

Just before I nail her

But if holes a beaver stoll

This is what I tell her

Prune your bush

Prune and Trim

This ain’t the 1970’s

And hairy bush ain’t in

Prune your bush

Or pluck it all

Trim that fuckin’ bushbeast

Or shave it completely bald

Mohawk muff can be good stuff

If it’s not too hairy

As you see I like ’em shaved

Big muffs unnecessary

Pluck that mound or trim around

Bikini Wax or maybe

Get some nair to thin that hair

Or buy an Epilady

Prune your bush

Prune and Trim

This ain’t the 1970’s

And hairy bush ain’t in

Prune your bush

Or pluck it all

Trim that fuckin’ bushbeast

Or shave it completely bald

Big Stinky Pussies

Tuna taco, bearded clam

Sushi bar, hairy ham

Hair Aquarium, Flounder fry

Whisker biscuit, trout pot pie

If it smells like fish it’s a dish

If it smells like cologne leave it alone

Big Stinky Pussies – what a treat

Big Stinky Pussies – fun to eat

Big Stinky Pussies – shoot ’em full of skeet

If I don’t get some I’ll beat my meat

Proud to Be Hetero

I’m not the type you’d call politically correct

I own guns, use drugs, and I don’t suck dick

I don’t sniff any balls or take the root of the rear

I poke a lot of young sluts and drink a lot of cold beer

Have unprotected sex with multiple teenage hoes

Tell them anything to get them out of their cloths

I use a lot of women but one thing you better know

It’s not politically correct – I’m Proud to Be Hetero

I’ve been accused of misogyny but I love women

Especially when I’m stick my penis up in them

I don’t think of all women as just sexual objects

Most of them are amusement more than marriage prospects

I ain’t no fag basher but then I ain’t no faggot

The peter I don’t puff it and the fudge I don’t pack it

I enjoy using drugs I don’t just say no

It’s politically incorrect, I’m Proud to Be Hetero

It was the Tits

It Was the Tits – that made me do the stupid shit I did

It Was the Tits – that made me blow my cash to get that bitch to strip

It Was the Tits – that made me broke from all those table dances

It Was the Tits – that made me drop my cash so she’s shake those huge implants

I always was a man that could control a situation

Even when around big tits, there were no complications

I’d scope the tits and drool a bit and though my dick got hard

I always had a firm grip on my cash and credit card

Until this big tit babe made he way upon the stage

The bouncing of those gunboats left my hormones in a rage

When she popped open her bra – I could not believe the size

Those mega massive mammories cold had me hypnotized

It Was the Tits

It Was the Tits

It Was the Tits

It Was the Tits

Those tits they were humongous and called for closer inspection

I had my shit together till she aimed ’em my direction

As I watched those hooter jiggle I tried to retain composure

Refrain from pulling out my wallet for a cash foreclosure

When I Saw those tits my dick erected like a crane

The blood that filled my dick had all drained out of my brain

Those tits had me mesmerized and whacked right out my skull

I was helpless like a zombie and she had complete control

It Was the Tits

It Was the Tits

It Was the Tits

It Was the Tits

It Was the Tits – that made me do the stupid shit I did

It Was the Tits – that made me blow my cash to get that bitch to strip

It Was the Tits – that made me broke from all those table dances

It Was the Tits – that made me drop my cash so she’s shake those huge implants

Drugs and Crime Made
Me What I Am Today

On drugs and crime let me tell you what the facts is

I’m gettin’ rich cause I don’t payin’ taxes

I got hoes and they’re out there selling ass

I peddle coke, speed and grass

Drugs and Crime Made Me What I am Today

I carjack, sell pills and smack

When the cops ain’t lookin’ I shoot ’em in the back

Got hoes run rackets and games

Got the whole neighborhood hooked on cocaine

Drugs and Crime Made Me What I am Today

I don’t care what the lawdogs say

From what I know crime it does pay

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time

But I’m rollin’ so fuck that slogan

Safe Sex Don’t Stop
Crabs

A sexual faux pas with a fucked up whore

Was a one way ticket to the drugs store

The bitch at the counter was a friend of my brother

And to my family was revealed my blunder

Stick to tapes and porno mags

Safe Sex Don’t Stop Crabs

Stick to tapes and porno mags

Safe Sex Don’t Stop Crabs

Who did I see outside in front

It was my hoe bitching of an itching in her cunt

She started to yell – we got in a fight

Thus was revealed where I’d been last night

Stick to tapes and porno mags

Safe Sex Don’t Stop Crabs

Stick to tapes and porno mags

Safe Sex Don’t Stop Crabs

Everytime you fool around you roll the dice

If it’s not Clymidia or Aids – it’s pubic lice

Babby come back – you can blame it all on me…

And she said no

Now my balls still itch and I lost my hoe

Now it’s all over what did I get

The itching unwelcome geninitialia pet

Stick to tapes and porno mags

Safe Sex Don’t Stop Crabs

Stick to tapes and porno mags

Safe Sex Don’t Stop Crabs

Everytime you fool around you roll the dice

If it’s not Clymidia or Aids – it’s pubic lice

Last Man in the Gang
Bang

It’s a marvelous night for a gang bang

All the band are ready to go

We got our Trojans and our 12 Packs

Gonna run a train on some groupie hoe

Ram her – ream her

Triple team her in the back seat of my beamer

Poke her – stroke her

So much meat down her throat it will choke her

It’s a marvelous night for a gang bang

We got ourselves a hot teenage slut

It’s a glorious night for a sperm bath

Gonna glaze down her face like a crispy cream doughnut

Ram her – ream her

Fill her buns up with our wiener

Erectin’ – injecting

Glaze the hoe from every direction

Standing in line – stokin’ my dong

Watchin’ this bitch getting drilled – all night long

My turns up – that pussy smells like rotten shrimp

I lost my nerve – my dick went limp

I was the last man – IN THE GANGBANG

I was the last man – IN THE GANGBANG

I was the last man – IN THE GANGBANG

I was the last man – IN THE GANGBANG

She spread her thighs – they were covered with cum

Pussy swollen as a baboons ass – looked like chewed bubble gum

Was it the smell – or was it the beer

There just went my porno career baby

I was the last man – IN THE GANGBANG

I was the last man – IN THE GANGBANG

I was the last man – IN THE GANGBANG

I was the last man – IN THE GANGBANG

Wrong Side of the
Glory Hole

Sitting at home bored as fuck

Heard of this place where I could get my dick sucked

It all happened when you went in the stall

Pulled your dick out and stuck it through the wall

When it stated sucking it was just as I feared

It wasn’t no bitch – this thing had a beard

Wrong Side of the Glory Hole

Wrong Side of the Glory Hole

Nuclear Beer
Fart

Drank a six pack at the nuclear plant

Now I green goo in the seat of my pants

Blasted out my butt, singed the hiar upon my nuts

I aimed my ass and passed the gas at all the drunken sluts

Amy anus is leaking the smell is reeking

Nuclear Beer Fart, Nuclear Beer Fart

Float one by and all my friends die

Nuclear Beer Fart, Nuclear Beer Fart

It’s a simple equation: Farts = Fun

Mongoloids

Billy Joe Jimmy Jack fucked his sister Bubba Sue Elly Mae

To prove to cousin coondog and uncle Cleatus that he was not gay

Now they got a problem they just can’t seem to avoid

Bubba Sue Elly Mae is pregnant with a Mongoloid

Mongoloid, Mongoloid with a case on Down’s Syndrome

Mongoloid, Mongoloid with an extra chromosome

Mongoloid Mongoloid from generations of being inbred

Nothin’ but a Mongoloid with a waterhead

Well Billy Joe jimmy jack and cousin coondog got out the Hoover vacuum cleaner

and placed the nozzle up inside the hole where billyjoe had placed his wiener

they held Buba Sue down on the bed with some help from uncle cletus

turned that vacuum cleaner on and sucked out that fetus

Mongoloid, Mongoloid with a case on Down’s Syndrome

Mongoloid, Mongoloid with an extra chromosome

Mongoloid Mongoloid from generations of being inbred

Nothin’ but a Mongoloid with a waterhead

Well the fetus was aborted and the hounddogs came up to sniff it

As they sat around eating all the afterbirth they decided what to do with
it

They listened to the brilliant idea of their incestuous uncle cletus

Had a redneck hillbilly hoe-down and bar-b-qued the fetus

Mongoloid, Mongoloid with a case on Down’s Syndrome

Mongoloid, Mongoloid with an extra chromosome

Mongoloid Mongoloid from generations of being inbred

Nothin’ but a Mongoloid with a waterhead

My
Back Always Hurts Because My dick Is So Heavy

I’ve got a strange deformaty in shape and in size

I’ve got a third leg down between my thighs

Not the kind of leg that you walk on it’s got a head instead of feet

And it’s a 20lb slab of solid man meat

When the chicks see how big it is they all want to bed me

And my back always hurts because my dick is so heavy

My giant trouser snake tends to make my back ache

But the women love to suck on my tremendous tube steak

I can deal with all the pain as long as all the hoes

Drop down on all fours and drink my gooy loads

Shooting so much goobitches will have to build a levee

And my back always hurts because my dick is so heavy

Crusty
Panties

Crusty Panties

Moist and clammy

On juicy teenage hoes

Pussy boogers

Sweet as sugar

Pure as the driven snow

Polka dot t backs

Floss that ass crack

Such sweet teenage allure

Juicy wet puss

And tender fur bush

That feels like crushed velour

I’d never sacrifice a virgin

Before I’d get a taste

All perverts know a virgin

Is a terrible thing to waste

Soiled polka dot panties

Crotch all damp and smelly

Delicious teenage panty jelly

I love those teenage girls

With crusty panties

Crusty panties

Pervert candy

Sweet panty fruit

In prime cotton lining

Delcious dining

Not to lick would be a crime

Crotch all sweet and juicy

pussy dining is a must

But who would ever want to eat

Pie without the crust

I ain’t no pedophile

But those 16 year old hos

Bone me up in seconds

When they shed their clothes

Down to those crusty panties

I got a fetish for young chicks

With crusty panties

Skinny waist

Young juicy ass

Perky teenage mammeries

16 or 17 years old

No pussy could be sweeter

To lick and suck and eat her

I love those teenage chicks with crusty panties

Domino Stacking Butt-Fuck
Buddies

All those cheesy boy bands that think they’re cool

But behind closed doors they pack each other’s stool

They strip buck necked and form a single file line

And they stick their tweezer dicks up each other’s behinds

Domino stacking butt fuck buddies

Stick their pole in the hole that’s muddy

Pack each other’s fudge like silly putty

Domino stacking butt fuck buddies

They try to act like studs to hide their gayness

Then they shove their wierners up each other’s anus

They take their inch wormsand aim a straight trajectory

Through their buddiy’s dingleberries into their fudge factories

Domino stacking butt fuck buddies

Stick their pole in the hole that’s muddy

Pack each other’s fudge like silly putty

Domino stacking butt fuck buddies

Stool stuffing, peter puffing

Rump ranging, queers

Bake,Wack,Eat
Sleep

Bake wack eat sleep

bake wack eat repeat

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