My Favorite Road Story Ever

We’ve talked about this before; we never made a dime music business but we could make a million off our book! For whatever reason, I didn’t have this published anywhere online.

I found a buncg of WP files on my disc from 1997. I just threw it up on our site, I didn’t proof it or anything….I’m a much better writer now than in these days…..I better back up my hard-drive before it crashes!

ENJOY:
http://www.dickdelicious.com/index.php/1997/09/the-spartanburg-incident/

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“Sores On My Dick” (That Ballad of Mr. Marcus) – Operation Asparagus

This isn’t a new Dick Delicious song. This is a song from my one man band, I “abandoned” in 2003: Operation Asparagus. It features the only musician good enough to keep up with me: ME!!

I think I’m gonna bring it back!

This is about the recent syphilis outbreak in the porn industry. I really don’t have personally anything against Mr. Marcus, but I’ve had to deal with this shit for the last 2-3 weeks, plus he’s had the doors to one of my businesses closed for the last 2 weeks. It’s only natural it would come out in song…

Sores On My Dick” (That Ballad of Mr. Marcus) – Operation Asparagus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt56cPCOLhM

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OPERATION ASPARAGUS – Bath Salts

Fun little song I made about Bath Salts. I decided to put this under OPERATION ASPARAGUS as a projec, though I have no plans of busting out the singing fish any time soon. It’s just stuff I record on my own. This started as music I recorded on GarageBad on iPad then dumped it into ProTools and it’s turned out as…I don’t know WTF to call it, but I think it’s pretty cool, it’s original anyways!

Later,
Dick

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Dick Delicious back on Howard Stern Today

Looks like Dick Delicious is back on Howard Stern today…
CLICK HERE FOR DICK DELICIOUS ON KING OF ALL JUDGES

CONTACT HIM AND SAY YOU WANT TO HEAR MORE!!!

Howard Stern: King of all Judges

Howard Stern may be the new judge on America’s Got Talent, but he’s been showing off his judging skills for over 30 years on his morning radio show. “Howard Stern: King of all Judges” showcases the host’s undeniable skill of evaluating talent; his brutal honesty, sharp opinions and humorous feedback. There’s a reason why so many musicians and models have come to Howard for his advice: because he’s a respected voice and always offers his blunt opinion – good or bad. Highlights of the special include the Stern Staff karaoke contest with the band Staind, a musical mess of rejected bands plus Howard’s 2005 discovery of Playboy Playmate of the Month, Jillian Grace. Tune in starting at 6 am ET on Howard 100, 6 am PT on Howard 101 and online at siriusxm.com.

Tuesday Show Rundown:

•Jillian Grace (6/25/04)
•Jillian Grace Centerfold (10/21/04)
•Zanaida Perez (9/13/04)
•Bruce Springsteen Live Box Set (11/7/86)
•Dick Delicious & the Tasty Testicles (1/15/03)
•Garage Band Caller (7/24/00)
•Bernard Edward’s Project Homicide (10/13/99)
•Dog Eat Dog (5/2/06)
•Staff Beauty Contest (2/17/99)
•Patriotic Songs (9/26/01)
•Kid Rock (7/21/99)
•Phyllis Diller Talent Contest (8/2/84)
•Howard Hates “RENT” (8/23/96)

Here is the old interview:

Download and print a special “Howard Stern: King of all Judges” poster. And don’t forget to REQUEST US!!

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Dick Delicious Interview Gaahl From Gorgoroth

I made this video while we were in Norway. It’s a spoof on “A Headbangers Journey” (see clip here) interview Gaahl From Gorgoroth, who since has come out as being openly gay.

Dick is playing Gaahl.

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“Best Of” Dick Delicious and The Tasty Testicles now available FREE on Spotify!

In lieu of putting out a “Best Of” Dick Delicious and The Tasty Testicles” CD that nobody will buy , this is a “Best Of” DDTT as determined by Dick Delicious is now available as a playlist on Spotify.

Feel free to suggest additions or subtractions in the comments section of this post. The great thing about playlists is they are not written in stone. If you don’t have Spotify, get it now, it’s free and you’ll probably never use iTunes again.

We are still working to get a West Coast Tour, but getting the logistics of getting a band with 4 members living 4 different states is becoming increasingly difficult.

Stay tuned for updates.

Check out the playlist here:
http://spotify.tweetmeme.com/story/9146077388/the-best-of-dick-delicious-and-the-tasty-testicles-by-jason-quinlan-on-spotify

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Dick Delicious Frontman Looking To Start A New LA Based Band

First, I didn’t quit, nor am I quitting Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles. We don’t get to play that much except for recording and touring, but I want to keep my chops up.

I have a really good idea for a band. It will start as basically a cover band of the period of metal that I like the most: Early-To-Mid-Eighties “extreme metal”. I’ve but together a list of 30 something songs I can play on guitar (and sing if necessary) from some of my favorite bands from that time including Celtic Frost, Kreator, Bathory, early Exodus, Whiplash, Carnivore, Dark Angel, early-Pestilence, Obituary , Sodom, Voi Vod, and Sacred Reich. I’m trying to avoid the really well known “Big 4” bands (although a Hell Awaits Slayer song will be in there somewhere) and play music by the more obscure bands that when I heard them for the first time actually kinda scared me.

I’ve written up a cool setlist already email me if you want to see it.

There is decent resurgence in this type of music, so playing out we’d probably gain a following in LA pretty quickly.

Of course, my intent is not not always remain a cover band, but I don’t want to hand over my plans for world metal domination just yet.

I am seeking a drummer, bass player, another guitarist (if needed), and a vocalist (if needed). Hell, I’ll play bass if you can play guitar better that me (highly unlikely).

As far as my credentials, I’ve played and toured “professionally”, recorded numerous albums, have gear, car, life, etc.

Best way to get hold of me is email: jayisagoldengod@gmail.com

Or you can text me 310-666-5445

Or find me on twitter of Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/jason.quinlan
https://twitter.com/#!/jasonquinlan

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Dick Delicious Winter “World Travesty Tour” Southeast Tour Diary

Hey folks –The Southeast leg of Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles “World Travesty Tour” is over. In case you are wondering how it went, have to take a really long dump, or simply enjoy 4000+ typos and grammatical errors – here is a rundown of the whole debacle from my (Dick Delicious’s) perspective…

dick delicious and the tasty testicles

Saturday / Sunday 11/26-27: Prequel – Went to a Xmas party with Miss Norway. Wound up taking some acid, blacking out for 8 hours (which could have been the best 8 hours of my life). Woke up, it was dark; I didn’t know what day it was – there were naked girls strewn about the house. Found my iPhone; realized it was Sunday night. I hadn’t packed and was leaving in the morning; so much for getting any rest. Continue reading

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Dick Delicious Wants Strippers and Other Crazy Maniacs ONSTAGE for shows now!!!!

Hey folks, as I am sure you are aware we have a tour coming up and we’d are going to do this tour “old school” style – that’s right ski masks, strippers, porno mags, and maniacs going crazy onstage. Like you can see if in sections of the video below or some of these other classic videos.

The only trouble is trying to tour with strippers, they would probably be dead strippers by the 3rd show, plus we don’t make jack shit for money on the road, so we are reaching out to local fans in each town trying to get some crazy mother fuckers and hot girls onstage to make our live shows the depraved spectacle that you won’t soon forget!!

Always wanted to go ape-shit onstage in a skimask? Well now is you chance. Get hold of me (Dick) by any of these methods if you are interested in being part of a DDTT show in your city.

Dick Delicious (Jason aka “jay”) – 310-666-5449 – jayisagoldengod@gmail.com
http://www.facebook.com/#!/jason.quinlan

Like I said, we are broke, but we can promise you a party and some free DDTT swag of something, the tour dates are as follows…

12/2 – Spartanburg, SC – Ground ZeroFacebook / Twitter
12/3 – Alanta, GA – Gravity PubFacebook / Twitter
12/4 – Chatanooga, TN – ZiggysFacebook / Twitter
12/5 – Ft. Walton Beach, FL – CoastersFacebook / Twitter
12/6 – New Orleans, LA – SiberiaFacebook / Twitter
12/7 – Arlington, TX – The RanchFacebook / Twitter
12/8 – Austin, TX – HeadhuntersFacebook – Twitter
12/9 – Houson, TX – MangosFacebook – Twitter
12/10 – San Antonio, TX – ZombiesFacebook – Twitter

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Dallas / Ft. Worth added to Dick Delicious tour schedule…

Just added 12/7 at the Ranch in Arlington, TX — you guys who wanted a show in Dallas / Ft. Worth – you got one….

12/2 – Spartanburg, SC – Ground ZeroFacebook / Twitter
12/3 – Alanta, GA – Gravity PubFacebook / Twitter
12/4 – Chatanooga, TN – ZiggysFacebook / Twitter
12/5 – Ft. Walton Beach, FL – CoastersFacebook / Twitter
12/6 – New Orleans, LA – SiberiaFacebook / Twitter
12/7 – Arlington, TX – The RanchFacebook / Twitter
12/8 – Austin, TX – HeadhuntersFacebook – Twitter
12/9 – Houson, TX – MangosFacebook – Twitter
12/10 – San Antonio, TX – ZombiesFacebook – Twitter

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