DDTT Release “Feed the Homeless (To Each Other)” Music Video

We’ve release our latest viral-video masterpiece “Feed the Homeless (To Each Other)” on YouTube. I give them 24 Hours before they pull it. If you like cannibalism, fetus football, blood soaked money-shots or are just tired of homeless assholes: This is the video for you!

This song features Troy Sanders of Mastodon (new album 9/27) on backing vocals and Kevin Sharp of Brutal Truth (new album 9/27) as bum killed in video! Check out Kevin’s new band Primate – they rule!

Our new album “A Vulgar Display of Obscurity” will be in stores 9/13/2011 and is already available on iTunes and other great digital distributors.

Special thanks to Shane Morton, Harold Sellers, Kevin Sharp, The Guys In Thoatpunch, Brandy, and Lisa for help us do so much with a little!

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DDTT Announces Midwest Tour Dates With Nashville Pussy and the Dwarves

If it’s more than one show, you can call it a tour, right? Come see us on tour with The Dwarves (awesome band) and Nashville Pussy at one of these fine upstanding venues. Don’t forget to come out early because we are going on first!!

  • 08/16/11 Bourbon Theatre Lincoln NE – with Nashville Pussy and The Dwarves
  • 08/17/11 Rock Island Rock Island IL – with Nashville Pussy and The Dwarves
  • 08/18/11 Triple Rock Social Club Minneapolis MN – with Nashville Pussy and The Dwarves
  • 8/19/11 FUBAR St. Louis MO *HEADLINING*
  • 08/20/11 Bottom Lounge Chicago IL – with Nashville Pussy and The Dwarves
  • 08/21/11 Miramar Theatre Milwaukee WI – with Nashville Pussy and The Dwarves

Don’t forget to buy our stuff or download us on iTunes!!

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A Ton Of New DDTT Merch Now Available!!

It only took us 10 years abut we’ve finally put out a bunch of new Dick Delicious T-Shirts, Hats, Cumrags and now have a 4CD Box Set Available. These are our new items, you can see everything at our online store.

Check this shit out…

ALL 4 CDS INCLUDING “A VULGAR DISPLAY OF OBSCURITY” FOR ONLY 30$ – KILLER DEAL!

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BEST VALUE: All 4 CD’s: “Bigger than Ron Jeremy”,

“We Sold Our Souls for Wet Sloppy Holes”, and our self titled

We throw in a free copy of the Liqoured-Up prank call CD, posters, and other shwag with each order (while supplies last)! Dick Delicious Box Set (4 discs) – $30

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EXTRA EVIL SATANIC SHIRT V2
Sizes available M,L,XL, XXL. Price $20
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EXTRA EVIL SATANIC SHIRT V2

Sizes available M,L,XL, XXL. Price $20
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Sizes available Small Only (Pornstars Not Included) – Price $20
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IF THIS DICK COULD SUCK ITSELF T-SHIRT

Sizes available M,L,XL, XXL. Price $20

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One Size Fits All – Price $15

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One Size Fits All – Price $5
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Don’t forget that the new album is now available on iTunes:

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Why “The War On Drugs” is like a War on Bacon!

To commiserate the 40th anniversary of Nixon’s failed “War On Drugs” and the availability of our album on iTunes — I put together a quickie “I Won The Drug War” video today:

It’s one of the 40 tracks on our new album. Continue reading

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“A VULGAR DISPLAY OF OBSCURITY” IS NOW AVAILABLE ON iTUNES

BIG NEWS: A VULGAR DISPLAY OF OBSCURITY IS NOW AVAILABLE ON iTUNES:

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/a-vulgar-display-of-obscurity/id437381891

DDTT has just inked a deal Nashville Pussy’s label Slinging Pig Records for the new album and the whole back catalog. Distribution will be handled by MVD Entertainment Group.

That’s right, by September, you will be able to find Dick Delicious CDs in Best Buy, Barnes and Noble, Borders, as well as independent record stores worldwide.

It’s one of The Seven Signs of The Apocalypse…
Get right with Jesus while you can.

dick delicious and the tasty testicles 2011Also, we’ve added the new CD to The Dick Delicious Box Set – that’s 4 CDs for 30 bucks. We throw in extra swag with every order!!

The album features guest appearances by Brent Hinds, Troy Sanders and Bill Killiher from Mastodon and Kevin Sharp from Brutal Truth.

Get the new album on iTunes right now, it’s 40 tracks of greatness:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/a-vulgar-display-of-obscurity
/id437381891

We give you your $8.99 worth when you chose to not steal our music!
(See Track Listing)

Cheers,
DDTT / Slinging Pig

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“A VULGAR DISPLAY OF OBSCURITY” IS NOW AVAILABLE FROM OUR SITE

We got a decent distribution deal, so the “street date” isn’t till August, it won’t be on iTunes till then either. You can get it exclusively from there band here or at our shows.

http://www.dickdelicious.com/index.php/merch/

THIS RECORD IS A ADVANCE PROMOTIONAL COPY. IT IS A LIMITED ADDITION RARE COLLECTOR COMPACT DISC. THERE IS A LIMITED QUANTITY WE ARE OFFERING RIGHT NOW. THE REAL ALBUM WILL NOT BE FOR SALE UNTIL AUGUST….WHEN THESE RUN OUT, THEY WILL NOT BE PRINTED AGAIN…..

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Dick Delicious Announces East Coast CD Release Show

It’s official our East Coast CD Release Party will be at the Masquerade in Atlanta on Wednesday, May, 25 2011 with Psychostick. New disc will be out very soon! :) Look for some West Coast dates to follow.

We are playing the middle slot so show up early.

We will have the new album available to buy. The album release date and track listing will be posted shortly.

Masquerade, Atlanta
Wednesday, May 25th @ 9PM (that’s when we play)

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Dick Delicious Unleashes Song Titles and Artwork for upcoming CD

“A Vulgar Display Of Obscurity” will be available directly from the band on May, 24th. The street is in August on Nashville Pussy’s label (Slinging Pig Records) in stores everywhere.

a vulgar display of obscurity

1. The Earth Vs. Dick Delicious – (skit)
2. Viagrivated Assault
3. A Message From The Makers Of Ciagra  - (skit)
4. Beer Shit, AIDS, and Bad Drugs
5. A Band With Benefits? (skit)
6. Nothing Says Loving Like a Brutal Dutch Oven
7. I Won The Drug War
8. Al Speaks on The Meaning Of Life? – (skit)
9.  The Oder Of The Floater
10.I Wanna Kill the Black Eyed Peas
11. I Wanna Kill the Black Eyed Peas (slight return) – (skit)
12. Pillow Talk – (skit)
13. Post Coital Cuddling Syndrome
14. A Message From The Makers of Supress-a-Cuddle – (skit)
15. What flavor is this? – (skit)
16. Feed The Homeless (To Each Other)
17. I’m From Georgia - (skit)
18. Retarded Girls
19. Got Meth?  - (skit)
20. Ghetto Biscuits
21. A Friend With Cocaine Is A Good Friend (Until The Cocaine Runs Out)
22. A Nazi And A Jew Bond Over Blow – (skit)
23. Dick Vs. The Department Of  Corrections  – (skit)
24. Probation
25. Yo, Funbags!  – (skit)
26. Mandatory Breast Augmentation
27. Fashionable Diarrhea – (skit)
28. Groupies Make The World Go ‘Round!
29. Hugh Sharts In Cincinnati  – (skit)
30. Clinching When I Should Have Been Pinching
31. I Shit My Pants for this? – (skit)
32. Good Lovin’ Gone Brown
33. Dick and Hugh Decorate Their Shoes – (skit)
34. Jagermeister (It’s Not For Breakfast Anymore)
35. Hormones In The Beef
36. Don’t Want No Fingers In My Butt
37. Pornography
38. A Band With Benefits (Slight Return)  – (skit)
39. Dilation and Extraction
40. How To Clear A Room In 5:44

This album was recorded going back and forth between Atlanta and LA starting at the end of 2010 and wrapped up in early 2011. During that time the band picked up a new member and got long time friends from Mastodon, Brutal Truth, and Nashville. The album is a “concept” (what the concept is – I’m not really sure) that consists of 40 tracks and it 80 minutes long – we highly recommend you listen start to finish, but it’s fun on shuffle too.

Dick Delicious is:

Dick Delicious (aka Sean Coonery) – Lead Guitar / Lead Vocals
Hugh G Rection (aka Rich Whiteman) – Bass / Lead Vocals
Constance X – (aka Ida Lichterbusch)  Lead Guitar / Backing Vocals
Stu Pidasso – Drums / Backing Vocals

Guest Musicians (“Tasty Guesticles”):

Ruyter Suys (Nashville Pussy) – guitar / vocals on tracks 1,2,4,5,6,17,18,21,28,32,35,39
Brent Hinds (Mastodon) – guitar, vocals on tracks 4,21, pedal steel on 35
Troy Sanders (Mastodon)  – vocals on tracks 16, 30
Bill Kelliher (Mastodon) – guitar on track 26
Blaine Cartwright (Nashville Pussy) – vocals on track 24
Kevin Sharp (Brutal Truth) – vocals on 7, 20
Pornstar Taylor Tilden (aka Kira Kuntgumry) – Skits on tracks 10, 12, 11,22
Pornstar Allyiah Stone – Skit 25
Sean Coonery – Skits -1,15, 19, 22, 23, 40
Rich White Man – Skits -1,15, 19, 22, 23, 40
Ida Lichterbusch – Skits – 1, 5, 17, 38
Scott Corkren (Spo-Its) -3

Produced By: Dick Delicious, Hugh G. Rection, Justin Walden
Executive Producer: Dick Delicious
Engineered by: Justin Walden, Matt Washburn, Bruce Butkovich
Cover: Patrice Mura / Additional Art: Alexandre De Meyer
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Dick Delicious fired from own band!

Dick Delicious fired from own band Ruyter Suys – http://goo.gl/UlXgs — so long dick!!
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Dick Delicious Reports From “The Big 4″

Here’s my unedited twitter feed – I updated throught the day::

http://twitter.com/#!/DickDBand

My Story (with others covered by The Gauntlet):

http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/1…-Live-Coverage

Pics of Jeff Hannemen as he makes his triumphant return to Slayer:

http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/3…urns-to-SLAYER (I handed him his guitar)

Here’s a couple highlights I didn’t see on The Gauntlet:

Jeff Hannemen from Slayer told me “he loved out new album” at an afterparty at The Big 4, it was an unsolicited compliment! Means a lot coming from the guy who wrote most of “Reign In Blood”!

Jeff about to take his guitar to return to Slayer after becoming a victim of a flesh eating desease.

Good seats no?

Drunken after-party!

Pretty awesome day. Had a 4x hangover yesterday!

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