Heavy Metal at it's sickest - Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles are more offensive than Gwar, more disgusting than Ron Jeremy's back, more evil than Satan, and straight outta da' Dirty South - Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles - the official homage. If you've never heard us before, you can check out our free heavy metal MP3s.

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"What the hell is this crap?" - that's what you might be asking if this if your first time here...well - for those "in the know" - it's the official website of Atlanta's legendary porn / comedy / general stupidity / flatulence metal band; Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles. Now, The Winners of the Howard Stern Award for Excellence in the Field of Music. With all of this new heat on us...pretty soon we are doomed tp become the next overnight sensation! Then our heads will grow so big, they will outgrow this website and cyberspace itself!

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5/21/2003 - DICK DELICIOUS (JAY) UNLEASHES A NEW PROJECT: OPERATION ASPARAGUS. All remaining Dick Delicious shows will be played as Operation Asparagus.

4/29/2003 - DICK DELICIOUS HAS QUIT THE BAND. PRETTY MUCH BRINGING AN END TO DICK DELICIOUS AND THE TASTY TESTICLES. CLICK HERE TO READ THE DETAILS.

If anyone has a worthwhile project that they need an accomplished guitar player, singer, or bassist (or any combo of the above) for a worthwhile project – feel free to get a hold of me at jayq@attbi.com, I’m available. I am willing to leave the Atlanta area if the offer is strong enough.



DICK DELICIOUS AND THE TASTY TESTICLES BECOME RECIPIENTS OF THE FIRST ANNUAL HOWARD STERN AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN MUSIC

JANUARY, 15TH, 2003 ON THE HOWARD STERN RADIO SHOW - IN NEW YORK, DICK DELICIOUS AND THE TASTY TESTICLES BECAME THE FIRST EVER RECIPIENTS OF THE ANNUAL HOWARD STERN AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN THE FIELD OF MUSIC. HOWARD EXPLAINED THAT A LOT OF TIMES THE PEOPLE WHO CREATE THE BEST MUSIC ARE NEVER REWARDED FOR IT, AND HE WANTED TO GIVE OUT AN AWARD FOR MAKING MUSIC THAT IS ORIGINAL, SPECIAL, AND DIFFERENT FROM THE "SAME OLE', SAME OLE'". SO HE FELT IT NECESSARY TO CREATE HIS OWN AWARD FOR BANDS THAT DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL. STERN MADE DICK DELICIOUS AND THE TASTY TESTICLES WINNERS OF THE FIRST H.S.A. AWARD!

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CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE MP3 OF DICK D ON THE STERN SHOW

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
4/21/2003 - READ THE NEW TOUR DISASTER STORY TO END ALL TOUR DISASTER STORIES: OPERATION HELL ON EARTH (IF YOU ARE IN A TOURING BAND THIS IS REQUIRED READING!)

3/3/2003 - READ THE DICK DELICIOUS PRESS RELEASE ABOUT OUR NEW "STREET TEAM" - THE SECRET FRATERNAL ORDER OF UPPERDECKER LEAVERS LOCAL #2. CLICK HERE TO JOIN! CHECK OUT THE MUTHA' FUCKIN ARMY WE HAVE GROWING TO SUPPORT US

2/23/2003 - DICK D IS CONFIRMED FOR...

Friday & Saturday July 25 & 26, 2003 U.S. Cellular Arena
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

3/02/2003 - DICK DELICIOUS INTERVIEWED ON DEAN'S PLANET.

2/10/2003 - WE HAVE SEVERED TIES WITH OUR MANAGEMENT ATLANTIC PACIFIC ENTERTAINMENT BECAUSE THEY ARE A SCAM READ DETAILS HERE!!

11/02/2002 - DICK DELICIOUS AND THE TASTY TESTICLES ARE FEATURED ON THE HOWARD STERN RADIO SHOW FOUR DIFFERENT TIMES THIS PAST WEEK AND NAMED #1 SONG IN THE COUNTRY BY HOWARD HIMSELF!!

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CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE CLIP FROM THE STERN SHOW (CLIP #1) (10/28/2002)
CLICK HERE FOR CLIP #2 (10/29/2002)
CLICK HERE FOR CLIP #3 (10/30/2002)
CLICK HERE FOR CLIP #4 (10/29/2002)

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