There used to be more bootlegs than actual recordings of Dick Delicious - because we were slack as fuck. We waited years for some music industry dork to realize that we are rock gods and could be making them millions by signing us. We decided to stop fucking around...and start making OURSELVES MILLIONS ! So...WE SIGNED OURSELVES to our own label "We Finally Put this Shit Out Ourselves Records" (WFPTSO) and now there are plenty fully printed, no CD-R shit, full artwork, offensive, disgusting, genius, red hot silly slabs of American heavy honky destroying drug fueled death!! Also available: Our platinum selling T-shirts!

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DICK DELICIOUS ALBUM!!
Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles
"Bigger than Ron Jeremy" (2001)

25 tracks of musical mayhem - 65 minutes of new classics like "Last Man in the Gang Bang", "He's Only 13 and He's Got Herpes", and "Real Men Don't Wear Rubbers"

"Bigger than Ron Jeremy" - CD 12$

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14 tracks from our new second full length CD. New classics include "All Cops are Dicks", "Thick Cheezy Discharge", "Beef Curtains", and "Proud to Be Hetro"

"We Sold Our Souls for Wet Sloppy Holes" - CD 12$

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Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles
"Self Titled" (1995)

14 tracks of exactly what you would expect from a band with a name like this. Includes such timeless classics as: "Big Stinky Pussies", "Masturbating for a Brighter Tomorrow", "Nuclear Beer Fart", "I Wish I was a Dog", "Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs", "It was the Tits", and "Waking Up in a Pool of Vomit and Dirty Needles".

"Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles" - CD 12$

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"Liquored Up" - CD 12$

ALL MATERIAL PERFORMED BY, "WRITTEN", RECORDED, AND COMPILED BY JAY QUINLAN OF DICK DELICIOUS AND THE TASTY TESTICLES. NO EDITING (OTHER THAN CHOOSING BEGININGS AND ENDINGS OF CALLS) OR WRITING HAS EVER BEEN DONE ON THESE TRACKS. ALL TRACKS ARE 100% RAW LIQUORED-UP.COM GENIUS.

I am personally very proud of this CD. It consists of a series of Prank Calls that were made (to mostly infomercials) between the end of December, 2001 through to April, 2002. In total I had recorded over 16 hours of prank calls and boiled it down (like a ghetto biscuit) into the 50 crucial minutes (or so) that would make one killer comedy / prank CD - and it KICKS ASS! Other than choosing the beginnings or the ends of the calls: no editing, rehearsing, or stupid ass sound effects (see: Prank Yankers) were used to make these gems. It is straight-up, no "having the party on the other side being agreed to be recorded", improv comedy genius, as will be evidenced in such tracks as "Year 2002 Windows Compliant Squirrel Jerky", "Racism is Awesome", and "Hedgehog Disorder".

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ONLINE STORE AND SHIPPING INFO

All orders are shipped same day we get them via First Class US Mail. A $3.50 shipping and handling charge applies to US orders, $4.50 to Canadian orders, and $6.00 for international orders (outside US). Customers in the United States should expect to receive their good within a week of purchase. Canadian and international orders will take slightly longer. We will fully refund your orders if you are not fully satisfied with your purchase. If you would like to contact WFPTSO or CCNOW regarding anything feel free to do so:

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