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Oh my.... This one takes the proverbial cake. What do you have when three people who seem to have a steady musical diet of ANAL CUNT, GWAR, and old 2 LIVE CREW TAPES decide to form a band? You get this group. From lounge music to thrash to grind to kazoo-core, DICK DELICIOUS come straight ahead with comedy as their main weapon. With song titles like "Last Man in the Gang Bang," "My Back Always Hurts 'Cause My Dick's So Heavy," and "Knee Deep in Tits and Beer," this disc gets semi-regular spins in my player due to it being so damn funny. These guys are all about porn, partying, drugs, and more porn. The sheer insanity of this record is unbelievable, and the band seems to have a sick obsession with the kazoo. It appears no less than four times throughout the disc, once surfacing as a kazoo- and mouth harp-based MOTLEY CRUE cover song (that one's funny!). Plus, the clever "Variations on the Secret Anal Cunt Chord Progression" is a little tune that would make Seth and the boys proud. By no means brilliant, hardly musically gifted or forward-thinking, this crew of undesirables is still worth my time due to their wonderfully tasteless comedy, and for the best album title in recent years!
- Metal Union(England)