Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles Discography 1992-2001

"Bigger than Ron Jeremy" (2001 WFPTSO Records) Click here to listen to tracks. Click here to buy!	The new CD from Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles is now available!! TRACK LISTING: 1. Last Man in the Gang Bang 2. Domino Stacking BFB 3. $400 Shuffle 4. Succeeding at Being Slut 5. Roll Out the Barrel 6. My Back Always Hurts Cause My Dicks So Heavy 7. Bake, Whack, Eat, Sleep 8. Officer Friendly 9. If You Want to Take a Shit with Ease 10. He's Only 13 and He's Got Herpes 11. Wrong Side of the Glory Hole 12. Shit We Like 13. Crusty Panties 14. Motley Kazoo 15. Ike Turner Motivational Method 16. I Love You for Your Pussy 17. Hit Me with Your wet Twat 18. Death By Miniture Golf 19. Butt Mustard 20. Mystery Emmission 21. Bark at the Moon 22. Real Men Don't Wear Rubbers 23. Knee Deep in Tit's and Beer 24. Variations on the Secret Anal Cunt Chord Progression
"We Sold Our Souls for Wet Sloppy Holes" (2001 WFPTSO Records) Click here to listen to tracks.	Originally only sold at shows / mail order as a CDR - now available fully pressed. TRACK LISTING: 1. All Cops are Dicks 2. Thick Cheezy Discharge 3. Tracy Lords vs. the Godfather 4. Pruning the Bush 5. Drugs and Crime Made Me What I Am Today (Part 1) 6. Proud to Be Hetero 7. Clobbered by Decorative Gourds 8. Swim Dick 9. Beefcurtians 10. Let's Kill the Cranberries 11. Let's Kill the Cranberries 12. Diaheria 13. 1000 Days of Sorryness 14. Drugs and Crime Made Me What I am Today (Part 2) 15. Mongoloids
"Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles" (1995 Reality Records / 2001 WFPTSO Records) Click here to listen to tracks.	A heavy metal classic orinally released on Reality Records (which should have been called "Pipe Dream Records"), has been repressed, sold out, and bootlegged (we've even bootlegged ourselves) many times. Now available with new re-mastered tracks! TRACK LISTING: 1. It Was the Tits 2. Big Stinky Pussies 3. Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs 4. I Wish I Was A dog 5. El Guapo 6. Weekend In Tijuana 7. Jask Shack Girl 8. Nuclear Beer Fart 9. Woodchipper 10. 2001 and Whatever 11. Masturbating for a Brighter Tomorrow 12. F.U.B. (Fat Ugly Bitch) 13. Waking Up in a Pool of Vomit and Dirty Needles 14. I Want to Be a Porn Star

FROM JAY OF DICK DELICIOUS: "Liquored Up" - CD 12$ ALL MATERIAL PERFORMED BY, "WRITTEN", RECORDED, AND COMPILED BY JAY QUINLAN OF DICK DELICIOUS AND THE TASTY TESTICLES. NO EDITING (OTHER THAN CHOOSING BEGININGS AND ENDINGS OF CALLS) OR WRITING HAS EVER BEEN DONE ON THESE TRACKS. ALL TRACKS ARE 100% RAW LIQUORED-UP.COM GENIUS. I am personally very proud of this CD. It consists of a series of Prank Calls that were made (to mostly infomercials) between the end of December, 2001 through to April, 2002. In total I had recorded over 16 hours of prank calls and boiled it down (like a ghetto biscuit) into the 50 crucial minutes (or so) that would make one killer comedy / prank CD - and it KICKS ASS! Other than choosing the beginnings or the ends of the calls: no editing, rehearsing, or stupid ass sound effects (see: Prank Yankers) were used to make these gems. It is straight-up, no "having the party on the other side being agreed to be recorded", improv comedy genius, as will be evidenced in such tracks as "Year 2002 Windows Compliant Squirrel Jerky", "Racism is Awesome", and "Hedgehog Disorder". If you would like to order a copy of either of these CDs from us - click here for ordering information. They can be purchased securely with a credit card from MP3.com. New live Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles songs are now available for free download - this is some pretty funny shit for the real fans!!

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