The Secret Fraternal Order of Upperdecker Leavers Local
#2
Dick Delicious Steet Team
Our hardcore fans have always been our best recourses! Between the 5 or 6 of them there is walking the Earth, they've done more for us than anyone that runs the music business! We are looking for some down ass futha' fuckin' G's and Pimps (preferably unemployed with lots of time on your hands) to help spread the word of Dick Delicious by putting out flyers for shows, Organizing fellow losers on the WEB for promoting Dick Delicious in CHATROOMS, MESSAGEBOARDS, SHARING FILES ON KAZAA OR IMESH ETC… We could use energy of our fans because the fags the run the music business sure as hell don't make it easy on a good Christian Band like us. Even if it's just a little; like coming out to our show to smoke some chronic with us (god damn probation makes it a pain in the ass to keep shit in the van), every little bit helps!
This will keep us from having to "sell out" and start playing music
that might actually make us money!
When the need hits us, we may need to E-Mail MEMBERS when we have something
that they might be able to help us with in your area or on the web. Whether
it be promoting a show in your area, helping us book a show in your town,
get us drugs, strippers for the show or *WHATEVER* - we could really use our
fans help! We need the support of the underground if we want to keep doing
this!
WHAT'S IN IT FAR YOU?
**Eternal respect and gratitude from the band, plus Membership in The Secret
Fraternal Order of Upperdecker Leavers with your own
Bio on our page.
*You'll be on the "Pest List"…that means free admission to
shows in your area!
*Free Merch (shirts or whatever we come up with to bribe you)
*Honorable mention in Dick Delicious CD releases and get your profile posted on our The Secret Fraternal Order of Upperdecker Leavers section on dickdelicious.com
*Best of all, you will know you were a part of Dick Delicious ONGOING 10 YEAR FAILURE!!!
*You will officially invited to drink with the band after they show, maybe
even have one of them vomit at your house, or crash on your couch!
