As promised, I set up a section for all of our niggas on da street, that will help us in our quest for world domaination. If you would like to see your Bio here and you want to help out with the street team click here to sign up. Click here to hear what Dick says about this.
| HEAD OF STREET TEAM APPOINTED: Longtime fan/supporter/General-Cool-Guy; Tom McMurry has decided to help us out on the grass roots tip, by managing our Streat Team (better known as The Secret Ancient Fraternal Order of Upperdecker Leavers - Local #2). Tom has done a lot to support us in the past. We'd like to thank him again for sticking his neck out for us - again! You can get a hold of Tom by e-mailing Dickdstreetteam@aol.com |
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ALABAMA
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| Name: Pamela Email: Pandorakizz@yahoo.com City: Mobile State: Alabama ICQ / AIM: Pandorakizz |
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AUSTRAILIA
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| Name: Attila Kis Email: stemhead@emailbox.com.au City: Geelong Australia State: Victoria A weekly show on 94.7 The Pulse where you guys get airplay weekly
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CANADA
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Name: Craig, J Novak
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COLORADO
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| Name: Luke "The English Noodle" Soroko Email: LB4Eternity@attbi.com City: Aurora (It's a suburb of Denver) State: Colorado ICQ / AIM: OpethLuke Nothing really, just good at sitting on my ass, being one lazy fucker, staying up late at nights for no particular reason and yet I still manage to look like a skinny little kid that barely looks like he has his pubes. I'm 18 years old (Unless of course there's a drinking party somewhere, then I'm 21), but I probably look 13 cause I have no real facial or body hair thanks to being part of my dad's gene pool of sloooooow growers. My life really revolves around nothing except sitting at home and listening to music all day and going to concerts. But yeah, just continue kicking ass....mackin dem bitches, smokin up da gonja and drinkin da 40's. Ya heard? Ebonics are da shiznit. w3RD to ya mutha. |
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DELAWARE
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| Name: Aric Pringle Email: singingfrog1972@hotmail.com City: Newark State: Delaware Comments: ummmm.... im a music junkie, and write and record songs on home studio equipment in my spare time... is that a skill? im a part time college student on disability for a mental illness..... so basically, im a slacker... ROCK!!!!!!!! you guys FUCKING RULE!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT POISON SUCKED TOO!!!!! oh yeah, i took a class in my early college carreer with ricky rockets sister. she was ugly. hes from lower delaware, if you cared to know. anyway, theres a club here in newark called the stone balloon, and i would be glad to look into who to talk to there about gigs, if you want. |
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FLORIDA
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Name: Keith D. Suchland |
Name: Ben Meyer from Gaurdy
Loo Email: Lowbrowben@yahoo.com City:Tampa State: Florida The skill of offending people and watching a good shit eating flick. Comments: Good luck on your future shows. I'm in the middle of doing a Nasty savage release right now and once it is all over I would like to do some shows with DDTT in the near future. Take care |
| Name: Lisa Rider Email: lmrider1216@aol.com City: jacksonville State: fl ICQ / AIM: lmrider1216 | Address: Friends with alot of Jacksonville local bands. Local club hookups at the marquee jack rabbits and shit. Comments: Jay we have gotten fucked up twice. I am friends with mara. remember walking up to the hess station at 6a.m. to get some pizza. mmmmmmm those all night binges rock. we must get shitty again. with everyone. Hail Satan. You guys kick ass! |
| Name: eric Email: feldy@bellsouth.net City: orlando State: flordia ICQ / AIM: feldesnuts |
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GEORGIA
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| Name: Joey Casey Email: practicetrack@yahoo.com City: Shit State: GA ICQ / AIM: dirtycyclist just a bunch of motocross riders and industry people and some people at clear channel (who are all gay) and espn (who have no musical taste or understanding of the state of the world). alot of our friends also do stunt work in major movies (XXX and Charlies Angels II and Motocrossed which is due out next year). my paper has a readership of about 10,000 and our radio show (which even plays DDTT) is getting popular. espn and speedvision came out and filmed the show and interviewed all of us a couple of weeks ago. with atlanta being a hub for studios who put mx on tv we get alot of tv race analysts and riders in studio for our shows. plus we get all of the top riders on via telephone every week. since the show is internet only we get to keep it somewhat real, which is what keeps people tuning in and also keeps clear channel and espn showing interest in what we are doing. we hope they will buy us out and make us gay so we can at least eat food and i can rent some tight oriental pussy at the spa. Comments: don't give up because there is not enough talent in the entertainment industry. or should i say there is no talent in the entertainment industry that actually makes $$ off their work. fuck democracy if this is what democracy breeds. |
| Name: rich williams Email: info@organemedia.com City: Atlanta State: Georgia ICQ / AIM: midnightjudge Skills: web, animation, design, drinking 40's, slappin' hoz Comments: I'M THE NUMBER ONE FAN! I SEE YOU MUFFUGGAZ EVERYWHERE. Anyways I'm the girl Sasha's cuz, I'm sure you remember the bottle of Jager we gave to you at nine lives! heh |
| Name: nick black Email: dank@suburbanjihad.net City: atlanta State: ga ICQ / AIM: Oxffffh Skills: aside from computer shit, not much. i can get studio time a few places more cheaply through 91.1 connections, and some raver friends support themselves by doing lighting, and therefore have tons of lasers/fog machines/etc, but it's a bunch of candyflipper shit you likely wouldn't want to associate with. Comments: the only issue i've ever had was "real men don't wear rubbers" being unavailable for so long after the promo single back in 1996 or so (shit, ninth grade in catholic school). 10 more years of failure! also, there needs to be some fucking lsd in this town! |
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ILLINOIS
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| Name:Jenifer Email: blondey964@yahoo.com City: Edwardsville (St. Louis area) State:IL ICQ / AIM: blondey964 I know the owner of Creepy Crawl pretty good. His name is Jeff and he books bands we know for us all the time. (My b/f plays there a lot[Dave from Chaos Order])I am sure all I would have to is ask and he will book you guys! |
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MARYLAND
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| Name:Rose Thomas Email: magnumxl@comcast.net City: Baltimore State: MD I have LOTS of skills....;) Just let me know what you need and I'll let you know if I can accomodate. Comments: Play a damn show here in Balto.!!!! There's a bunch of us degenerates here just waitin' to rock out with you!!!! |
| Name: John Linde Email: kaptain-skitzo@comcast.net City: Baltimore State: Maryland Comments: I'm a former digit-head who has gone to the dark side. My skills are for my soul-mate only...OH! You meant something YOU might use...I'm not sure, but if I can help, we can talk. You pukes ever sell out, and I'll sacrifice you to the great God "Ganja"!!! ROCK ON FOREVER!!!! |
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MASSACHUSETTS
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Name: Lisa Noonan What is your name? Lisa What is it that makes you like Dick Delicious? I heard them onn howard stern and I just think they are great! The best new band I have ever heard.
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MICHIGAN
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| Name: Geoff Zimmermann Email: metgoth@aol.com City: Rochester Hills State: Michigan Address: I have been able to get a few local bands booked at the wonderful cesspool that is Harpo's in Detroit but then again it's not very hard to get a gig there. Comments: you guys fuckin rock |
| Name: Tim Berry Email: funkiemonkee@yahoo.com City: Rochester Hills State: MI ICQ / AIM: HoudiniPunch Comments: Got one of my friends to listen to you guys, who went to the milwaukee metal fest 2 years ago, and you signed his cd booklet "Dear Tim, sorry you couldnt make it to the show and that you were busy at the gay bar...Fuck You, Love Dick" or at least it said something like that. And Come to fucking Detroit, MI, or get the sand out of your vagina! |
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MISSOURI
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| Name: Myke "Maggot" Schaffer Email: maggotoftherottingflesh@yahoo.com City: St. Louis State: Mizery, Missouri Address: own, run and manage midwestmetal.info, go to shows 2-3 x's a week, full on promotional madman!!!!! Write reviews, basically a one stop shop. But like our ass lets keep it clean. Comments: Send me a bio, pics, and other important info and will post on the site asap. |
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NEW JERSEY
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| Name: G-Man Email: Ramjet1977@expn.com City: Union State: N.J. Comments:No musical skills or connections whatsoever. Can make lots of copies of flyers and hand/post them out.Never left an Upperdecker, but did leave a Mt. Saint Helens once years ago at Mount Airy Lodge in the Poconos. Those Bastards overbooked our Senior Class Trip by like 8 guys to a room. |
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NEW YORK
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| Name: Adam Email: adamkran@aol.com City: New York Fucking City State: New York ICQ / AIM: adamkran I work in the music instrument biz, seeling equipment and shit wholesale style. Dick D has my catalogs. |
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NORTH CAROLINA
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| Name: Mark de Gruchy Email: lucifuge1134@hotmail.com City: Rocky Mount State: NC Address:I have a amazing skills that I can fuck a girl so hard that I can actually decrease the size of her vaginal hole. Comments: DDTT is the shit |
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OHIO
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Name:Marc What is your name? Marc |
| Name: Robert Hard Email: bgchief2001@yahoo.com City: Near Cleveland, OH| State: Ohio May have some connections to the Agora (do the furnace there)... |
| Name: Paul Barnett Email: Barnett7011@cs.com City: Dayton State: Ohio I am involved int he local metal scene in the area. Trying to at least help some of our fine metal bands. Mostly though, just scaring the shit out of old people. Comments: Come up and play Dayton man!!! |
| Name: JIMMY BARKER Email: barker_jimmy@hotmail.com City: trenton State: ohio i know lots of record stores and bars where i could put your flyers up at. |
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PENNSYLVANIA
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Name: Thom Heher Email: putrefactor666@hotmail.com City: Pottsville/Reading area State: Pennsylvania Address: I am the bass player and contact person for the underground DEATH METAL band PUTREFACTOR. I have some promotor connections and know a lot of fans of heavy music. I also run the PUTREFACTOR web site http://www.expage.com/putrefactor I met you guys in Milwaukee the last time you played MMF, in a strip club. We drank together for a few hours and insulted most of the strippers. Comments: I have been promoting DD&TT ever since. I know some of the bands that you will be appearing with at the Tourist Inn in Hellam PA on May 3rd, and would be happy to do some "street team" work for you. I have also been talking with a promotor that I know about getting yopu guys a show in Reading PA at a place called "The Silo". It is BIG, and has multiple BARS. Cannibal Corpse just played there. I will let you know how that works out. Let me know how I can help. |
| Name: dave Email: termite2@ptd.net City: lancaster State: pa |
| Name: Dave Mondine Email: batman531@hotmail.com City: Pittsburgh State: PA ICQ / AIM: Smeee3 How the hell would I know!!! I do street teaming for Roadrunner Records.
And I also get free admission to a strip bar by where I work..... do
either of those count?? I'm a manipulative little fukker that alwayz
gets my way. so if you got any ideas, give em to me to get out |
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Oregon
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| Name:Jennifer Bartel Email: battychick@webtv.net City:Salem State: Oregon |
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RHODE ISLAND
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Name:Krippled Bon Comments: Fuck the mainstream....i keep my allegiances underground, where they belong, where they're needed and appreciated. Let's begin, shall we?My name's Krippled Bon, I'm 24 and reside in Warwick, RI. Before anyone asks, yes I know The Station, been there before, played there before, everyone I knew there that night made it out. If you want to learn about my band, simply visit www.theparaplegics.com and check out the chaos. I have three Dick Delicious CDs (self-title, "...sloppy holes" and "Bigger Than Ron Jeremy) and I love each one, lyrical content goes a long way for me. As for an embarrassing moment, a few weeks ago I was playing a show and had been drinking all night (who hasn't been there). Instead of waiting, I took a piss in a half-full pitcher of beer while onstage. Although I had blacked out for some of the set, I remembered that. When I tried to apologize to my friends the next day they said it was really punk and not to sweat it. That's what friends are for.Yes I've been arrested for "willful destruction of property" (i.e. vandalism) but it was all a misunderstanding which has since been taken care of through our terrific legal system. I've never left an upper decker due to never hearing of one until I read about it from you. I'll make an honest attempt in the future to drop a few, though.Worst band ever...hmmm...so many to choose from...let's just say EVERY FUCKING NU-METAL BAND OUT THERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!I don't care what anyone says, call me an asshole, but I think midgets are the coolest, funniest looking things on the face of the earth. I can't keep a straight face when I'm around 'em!! They make great party guests. |
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TEXAS
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| Name: Eric Stewart Email: east_the_beast@hotmail.com City: Corpus Christi State: TX ICQ / AIM: jesusschwartz1 I can play guitar and sing (but not at the same time), I can cook, my band can open for you, unless you play at Zero's again; Corpus Diablos is not allowed to play there anymore...I can slap a flyer on every bus stop and bench, as well as around my college campus (chicks dig sensitive emo like DD&TT), but if my band opens for you, I'll really be promoting myself, so yeah, I'll do it... Comments: COME BACK TO CORPUS!! I know the last time (and probably
the only time) you were here you were with the Hellions, but I've made
several of my friends into fans of yours, so next time people will actually
be there to see you, unless my band opens up, then they'll be there
to see me...come to think of it, there may actually be more people there
to see my band than yours, but that's only 'cuz we don't get Howard
Stern here on the radio, and I don't think you've come out on E! yet,
but I don't have cable anyways so I don't know anything... |
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WISCONSON
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| Name:Harminoff Endl Email: harminoffendl@hotmail.com City: fort atkinson State:Wisconsin SKILLS: I know of alot of sites dealing w/ music and alot of messageboards,chatrooms, and a big email list, besides that, no Comments: We need more of you in wisconsin, i can help spread the word |
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