"TOO GROTESQUE TOILET HUMOR. NICE AND SLEAZY,SEX, AND DRUGS. I NOMITATE THIS BAND AS MTV BEST NEW BAND... C'MON YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT - ESPICIALLY YOU PC PUSSIES!!!"

- DUMPSTER DIVE (MN)

All I can say is, these guys are fucking great! This is, by far, one of the best CDs of 97! They sound like the bastard sons of the Mentors crossed with The Beastie Boys and Old Metallica (the good stuff). The band shifts gears between musical styles smoothly,like the jazzy "Weekend in TJ" (with killer guitar and kazoo solos) or "Masturbating for a Brighter Tomorrow" ("Freebird" of the 90's). The vocals lean toward the hardcore side. I can't say enough about these guys....Dick Delicious rules, so buy this CD!! (I predict big things for this band...)

"THEY SOUND LIKE THE BESTIE BOYS DOING MENTORS COVERS, ONLY WITH EMPHISIS OF MORE HEAVY SLAYER-ESQUE GUITAR. MUSICLLY, MAN, THIS BAND IS GREAT! THEY'RE TIGHT LOUD AND THE ALBUM HAS INCREDIBLE SOUND QUALITY."

- INK 19

Well I checked out their web site and downloaded a song and I was hooked! So I E-mailed the band and they sent me their CD. I wasn't quite sure what to expect but when I looked at the song titles I nearly laughed myself to death! The CD starts off with a song called "It was the Tits" which is heavy sort of Rap-Metal which pretty much sums up this CD. All the songs are great but "It was the Tits" ,"Safe Sex Don't Stop Crabs", "FUB (fat ugly bitch)", and "Nuclear Beer Farts" are the stand outs. If you like GWAR and have a sense of humor then this is a great CD to have!

- The Web E-zine