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Stomp and Stammer (Atlanta - written by fags)

Indie File

Metal Rules

Creative Loafing

Monsters of Metal

"WHEN WRITING THOSE ELOQUENT TRUTHS ON THE BATHROOM WALL CEASES TO GIVE YOU SELF-SATISFACTION, WHY NOT START A BAND AND MAKE YOUR FRIENDS PAY TO HEAR IT."

- CREATIVE LOAFING

"MY MOM AND DAD WOULD DISOWN ME IF THEY KNEW I PRINTED THIER NAME... "

- FLAGPOLE

"What would bob dole think of this CD? He would ban it!!"

- Poets, Artists, and Madmen

"Jesus, man, what kind of twisted, perverted bastards are you?... If you and hugh got off that early Bestie Boys-by-the-way of 2 live crew crack / heroin / glue sniffin' high you might be able to come up with some less purile ideas designed to do more than just piss off your parents!!!"

- University Reporter

"The music isn't that horrible..."

-Flipside

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