Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles
Behind the Music

Even though I'm only 29 and I'm not famous yet - I've already lived a life so fucked up that I think (and a lot of people agree) I deserve my own VH-1 special - shit if I ever get famous they better make it a 2 parter. People around Atlanta think I'm pretty fucked up - drug addled, bitch slappin', and hoe mackin' - and that might be true. That's why I made this page, and I've actually got some positive feedback from it.

Writing and Articles

The following is a bunch of shit that I've written for magazines over the last year or so. I never thought I was much of a writer (hell I can hardly read), but for some reason they keep asking me to write this shit and people keep telling me I have talent. So, I decided to publish a few of them on our website.

Cum, Gum, Guns, Guns - a hilarious four question personality test.

Dick Goes to Jail on Acid - a fucked up real life horror story - also funny!!

The Good Ole Boy Network - a true story of police corruption that might scare you shitless

Oh Shit I'm in Boot Camp - life and times of a prison bootcamp - experienced first hand!!

Funny Shit

Why Porn Conventions Rule!! - pictures and commentary from my first trip to the porn convention.

Chicks I dig and chicks I hate!! - find out who's on the A-List...who's in the mix. Britney vs. The Cranberries!! Most fuckable to most hateable.

I USE DRUGS - A poem about my love of drugs.

The Atlanta Gossip Network - THE VIRTUAL BATHROOM WALL - Atlanta is the biggest, smallest town in the US!!

Musical Projects

This is a list of musical projects I involve (or have involved myself) myself with:

Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles

The Despised

The Spo-its

The Herculean Mega-Pimps