The Dick Delicious Behind the Music Is Rolling out


This story is about the early days of Dick Delicious, and when we are talking about the early days we are talking about the first 24 hours, when the band was still a fetus that somehow didn’t get aborted. This all comes from Dick’s auto biography which he is publishing online. This is the first chapter containing anything about the band, if you’re a fan you should check it out, you will enjoy it:

Jeff Hanneman Introduces Dick Delicious and The Tasty Testicles

How awesome is this…I found this video looking through some records on what would be Jeff Hanneman’s 50th birthday! Epic of Jeff Hanneman from Slayer introducing DDTT in 2012 while I was thumbing through some metal records.

We miss you Jeff!

New Band From Jay From Dick Delicious “Circle of Violence”

Jay from DDTT has a new band “Cirle Of Violence”. We just finished up mixing our new EP this Friday. It’s different than DDTT, a lot more serious and heavy, but I think we actually could do something.

Here a link to the COV set on SoundCloud, give us some love…

My Favorite Road Story Ever

We’ve talked about this before; we never made a dime music business but we could make a million off our book! For whatever reason, I didn’t have this published anywhere online.

I found a buncg of WP files on my disc from 1997. I just threw it up on our site, I didn’t proof it or anything….I’m a much better writer now than in these days…..I better back up my hard-drive before it crashes!


Dick Delicious Frontman Looking To Start A New LA Based Band

First, I didn’t quit, nor am I quitting Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles. We don’t get to play that much except for recording and touring, but I want to keep my chops up.

I have a really good idea for a band. It will start as basically a cover band of the period of metal that I like the most: Early-To-Mid-Eighties “extreme metal”. I’ve but together a list of 30 something songs I can play on guitar (and sing if necessary) from some of my favorite bands from that time including Celtic Frost, Kreator, Bathory, early Exodus, Whiplash, Carnivore, Dark Angel, early-Pestilence, Obituary , Sodom, Voi Vod, and Sacred Reich. I’m trying to avoid the really well known “Big 4” bands (although a Hell Awaits Slayer song will be in there somewhere) and play music by the more obscure bands that when I heard them for the first time actually kinda scared me.

I’ve written up a cool setlist already email me if you want to see it.

There is decent resurgence in this type of music, so playing out we’d probably gain a following in LA pretty quickly.

Of course, my intent is not not always remain a cover band, but I don’t want to hand over my plans for world metal domination just yet.

I am seeking a drummer, bass player, another guitarist (if needed), and a vocalist (if needed). Hell, I’ll play bass if you can play guitar better that me (highly unlikely).

As far as my credentials, I’ve played and toured “professionally”, recorded numerous albums, have gear, car, life, etc.

Best way to get hold of me is email:

Or you can text me 310-666-5445

Or find me on twitter of Facebook:!/jasonquinlan

Dick Delicious Winter “World Travesty Tour” Southeast Tour Diary

Hey folks –The Southeast leg of Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles “World Travesty Tour” is over. In case you are wondering how it went, have to take a really long dump, or simply enjoy 4000+ typos and grammatical errors – here is a rundown of the whole debacle from my (Dick Delicious’s) perspective…

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Saturday / Sunday 11/26-27: Prequel – Went to a Xmas party with Miss Norway. Wound up taking some acid, blacking out for 8 hours (which could have been the best 8 hours of my life). Woke up, it was dark; I didn’t know what day it was – there were naked girls strewn about the house. Found my iPhone; realized it was Sunday night. I hadn’t packed and was leaving in the morning; so much for getting any rest. Continue reading “Dick Delicious Winter “World Travesty Tour” Southeast Tour Diary”

“A Vulgar Display Of Obscurity” Hits Stores 9/13/2011

It’s official, “A Vulgar Display Of Obscurity” hits stores, Tuesday 9/13/2011. You can pre-order it right now from MVD / Slinging Pig Records right here NOW:

A Vulgar Display Of Obscurity Pre-Order: – order directly from MVD, get yours first.

The “official” version of the album has a new 10-panel fold-out with all of the lyrics printed and looks fucking rad. It consists of 80 minutes of music and 40 tracks. Check out some free samples from the new album here.

As you probably know by now, album features guest appearances by Brent Hinds, Troy Sanders and Bill Kelliher from Mastodon and Kevin Sharp from Brutal Truth.

You can also pick up the new album at any of the following locations:

Best Buy – Now there is a sign of the Apocalypse. The customer reviews have use rated 5 stars so far. Of course you can find DDTT on iTunes or order directly from the band.
You can also find “A Vulgar Display Of Obscurity” at: Amazon,, MusicStack (AU), Ebay, Barnes and Noble, TakeALot (EU), Borders Books, and many more — or go to your favorite local record store (if they are still open) and ask for a copy.

So far the reviews have been pretty good, so far and with new ones coming out every day:

That’s all for now, don’t forget we have a ton of cool new merch.

Look for us on tour soon and please resist the temptation to Torrent our music. Recording it made us broke enough.

A Ton Of New DDTT Merch Now Available!!

It only took us 10 years abut we’ve finally put out a bunch of new Dick Delicious T-Shirts, Hats, Cumrags and now have a 4CD Box Set Available. These are our new items, you can see everything at our online store.

Check this shit out…



BEST VALUE: All 4 CD’s: “Bigger than Ron Jeremy”,

“We Sold Our Souls for Wet Sloppy Holes”, and our self titled

We throw in a free copy of the Liqoured-Up prank call CD, posters, and other shwag with each order (while supplies last)! Dick Delicious Box Set (4 discs) – $30

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Don’t forget that the new album is now available on iTunes: