Dick Delicious Announces First Live Show Dates In Over A Year

dick_delicious_first_albumLOS ANGELES / ATLANTA – Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles 21st anniversary “tour dates” in over a year and they are as follows.


4/5/2013 – Ground Zero, Spartanburg, SC (I think)

4/6/2013 – Atlanta, GA – The Highlander 21ST Anniversary Party (For sure booked – will be packed asses to elbows, get there early)

2/7/2013 – Ft. Walton Beach, FL @Coasters (I’m kinda think)

Hey, if it’s more than one show, it’s a “tour”, right? We were planning some shows for our 20th anniversary, but we flaked. It’s hard to believe it’s been 21 years since the band formed in 1992.

As all old bands that get crappy the do, the current plan is to play the entire “classic” first album in track order (listen free on Spotify here) I’m not sure if we will stick to that..we shall see.

It annoys me when I go to see Iron Maiden and they play anything older than Powerslave…Why should our fans be any different?

We are not sure who will be playing drums (other than it will be anyone but Stu Pidasso) and we are not sure if Ruyter Suys will be present either. His replacement for these shows could be anyone from our revolving list of past drummers to a Grammy-Nominated celebrity stand in.

That’s all for now. This is about as organized as we get.

If you are a club, fan, or curmudgeon that would like to book us in that period of time and area please contact us and we will see if we can put something together.




Dick Delicious Winter “World Travesty Tour” Southeast Tour Diary

Hey folks –The Southeast leg of Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles “World Travesty Tour” is over. In case you are wondering how it went, have to take a really long dump, or simply enjoy 4000+ typos and grammatical errors – here is a rundown of the whole debacle from my (Dick Delicious’s) perspective…

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Saturday / Sunday 11/26-27: Prequel – Went to a Xmas party with Miss Norway. Wound up taking some acid, blacking out for 8 hours (which could have been the best 8 hours of my life). Woke up, it was dark; I didn’t know what day it was – there were naked girls strewn about the house. Found my iPhone; realized it was Sunday night. I hadn’t packed and was leaving in the morning; so much for getting any rest. Continue reading “Dick Delicious Winter “World Travesty Tour” Southeast Tour Diary”

DIck Delicious and The Tasty Testicles: Behind The “Music” w/ Howard Stern

From the Howard Stern interview of DIck Delicious and The Tasty Testicles. The whole band was tripping their brains out on acid. We made it into a “Behind The Music” style. This video touches on almost all aspects of the band’s shit-show career to that period (read AOL Music article about this).

We recently got hold of a never-seen live footage that is pretty incredible.

You really should check it out, so you know what to expect on the upcoming December Tour.

DDTT Release “Feed the Homeless (To Each Other)” Music Video

We’ve release our latest viral-video masterpiece “Feed the Homeless (To Each Other)” on YouTube. I give them 24 Hours before they pull it. If you like cannibalism, fetus football, blood soaked money-shots or are just tired of homeless assholes: This is the video for you!

This song features Troy Sanders of Mastodon (new album 9/27) on backing vocals and Kevin Sharp of Brutal Truth (new album 9/27) as bum killed in video! Check out Kevin’s new band Primate – they rule!

Our new album “A Vulgar Display of Obscurity” will be in stores 9/13/2011 and is already available on iTunes and other great digital distributors.

Special thanks to Shane Morton, Harold Sellers, Kevin Sharp, The Guys In Thoatpunch, Brandy, and Lisa for help us do so much with a little!

Want the lyrics? Keep reading… Continue reading “DDTT Release “Feed the Homeless (To Each Other)” Music Video”

3 Songs from the New Album now posted on this site…

We originally only had the 3 new songs from our new album “A Vulgar Display of Obscurity” available at the SignMeToRoadRunner contest. We went to #1 Daily Metal Charts and #3 weekly metal charts! How much better can you do? For some reason the contract hasn’t showed up…

So we figured rather than send them our traffic to support their bands, we’d host the songs ourselves.

A lot of people have been asking when we’d drop the new album. We are in talks with one label, if it doesn’t work out — we’ll just but it out ourselves and try to get out on the road as much as possible.

Here are the new songs:

Leave comments, we’d love to know what you think.

Here all of our free MP3S here.

New song “Beer Shit, AIDS, and Bad Drugs” released on Road Runner Records site!

New Dick Delicious and The Tasty Testicles song, Beer Shit Aids and Bad Drugs, released on Road Runner Records site!

This hilarious Beastie Boys inspired track you will hear some killer licks in the guitar solo section from myself (Dick Delicious), Ruyter Suys (Nashville Pussy), and Brent Hinds (Mastodon). I know, it’s a who’s who of rock and metal.

This is just 1 of 40 tracks on our new opus “A Vulgar Display of Obscurity“…which is 100% complete and if some label doesn’t put it out soon, we will do it ourselves, just like we did our past 3 albums!

I think Road Runner should award us the biggest contract in musical history, but what do I know….I am just an idiot dumb enough to name their band “Dick Delicious and The Tasty Testicles“.

Check the song out, leave some positive (or negative) comments!

Check it out here:

The Gauntlet Publishes First New DDTT Interview In 10 Years

This interview recently went up on THE GAUNTLET – it’s the first interview we’ve given since 2001 or so. Not because we are notorious recluses, just nobody wanted to talk to us…

The Gauntlet: Are you guys still an Atlanta based band?

Dick D: I’m in Los Angeles, they are in Atlanta. I’m here, they are there.

The Gauntlet: Is it a band where you guys need a lot of distance between the members?

Dick D: It is a long distance relationship as we’d beat the crap out of each other. We have restraining orders against each other.

The Gauntlet: Is the band officially back together?

Dick D: It is looking that way.

Hugh G Rection (Scott): We actually have more going on now than we ever have. It seems like a lot of the pieces just came together.

Dick D: We were always way before our time and now the idiots are catching up with us. We will probably put out this record then break up for another 20 years. By then we will be pushing 80. We will bring geriatric rock in.

The Gauntlet: Where was the album recorded?

Scott: Everywhere. We recorded some in Atlanta, some in Kentucky, and some in California.

The Gauntlet: Kentucky?

Dick D: Our other guitar player Ruyter [Suys] was recording with her other band [Nashville Pussy] and we took some of the tracks up there and did some vocals and keyboards up there and it turned out pretty cool.

The Gauntlet: Is she an official member of the band?

Scott: Yeah, it is official. She is a Tasty Testicle now. I think she is more a palatable pussy than a Tasty Testicle.

The Gauntlet: Will she get a stage name?

Dick D: Yeah, I kinda like Constance X or Ophilia Balls but she doesn’t want to go with that. Maybe Ophilia Boner will work.

Scott: We are still kicking around names a little bit.

Dick D: We are trying to convince our drummer to use the name Dicks In My Ass but he doesn’t want to use that.

Scott: I am not sure why. Why would he be opposed to that.

The Gauntlet: I take it you guys aren’t fans of The Black Eyed Peas.

Scott: I wish they would just disappear.

The Gauntlet: I think after the Super Bowl they wanted to disappear also.

Dick D: Did you get a chance to see the video I made for our first single “I Want to Kill the Black Eyed Peas”?

The Gauntlet: Yes. Whose idea was it for the song?

Dick D: I think it was my idea for the song, then Scott wrote the lyrics and I wrote most of the riffs. I don’t pay attention to sports at all, but someone told me that The Black Eyed Peas were playing the Super Bowl. I sat there one night and smoke a quarter of pot and took six Adderall. I had never used video editing software before either but I just banged that out.

Scott: If they had actually been good, there might not have been people paying attention to our video, but the general consensus is that they just blew chunks. Everybody loves the video. Continue reading “The Gauntlet Publishes First New DDTT Interview In 10 Years”

Ruyter Suys (Nashville Pussy) Joins Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles

The Gauntlet writes: Grammy nominated guitarist, Ruyter Suys of the Southern hard rock band Nashville Pussy has officially joined Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles. “Ruyter Suys is now a full member of Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles. It is official, she is a Tasty Testicle now. I guess she is more of a Palatable Pussy than a Tasty Testicle though” stated Dick Delicious front-man Richard Delicious.

DicK Delicious and the Tasty Testicles has just finished recording its’ latest opus “A Vulgar Display of Obscurity“. The album features guest appearances by Brent Hinds, Troy Sanders and Bill Killiher from Mastodon and Kevin Sharp from Brutal Truth. The bands first track off the album, “I Want To Kill The Black Eyed Peas,” is already gaining the band lots
of attention.

You can watch it here. The band is still entertaining offers from labels.

SOURCE: http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/124/21132/Ruyter-Suys-Nashville-Pussy-Joins-Dick-Delicious-and-the-Tasty-Testicles

Look for the full interview from The Gauntlet soon.